Post making contest 1.0

i'm gonna get ahead of this thing, start keeping a chart of posts, rules they broke, all the details right from the start and then it'll be super easy to win the post making game.

I was working out digital roots over here jfc

I was going to say "I'm not that cruel", but, um, let's face it: I am.

(also blame granola for rule 4: the "who needs vowels anyway" post made for Lankie's ruleset was what gave me the idea)

This violates rules 2 and 3.

Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

This violates 3 and 4.

i'm gonna get ahead of this thing, start keeping a chart of posts, rules they broke, all the details right from the start and then it'll be super easy to win the post making game.

This violates 3, 4, and 5.

g0m

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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Reyweld.

Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

This post violates rules 4 and 5.

g0m

This post violates 3, 4 and 5.

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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This post violates 3 and 4.

i'm gonna get ahead of this thing, start keeping a chart of posts, rules they broke, all the details right from the start and then it'll be super easy to win the post making game.

metagaming

This post violates rules 3 and 4.

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This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

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Violates 3 and 4.

Reyweld.

This post violates 1, 3, and 4.

Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

This post violates rule 3.

Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

It's looking like Rule 1 is "don't say Reyweld."

Oh wait, hang on, we're up again!

This is test #1.

This post wins. That was fast.

RULES:
1. Post must not have “Reyweld” or "reyweld".
2. Post must not have a “2” in the time in the ones collumn (ex. [#]#:#2 would be illegal).
3. Post must have more (not equal) official smilies then the previous post.
4. Post must have bolding or italics, but not both.
5. Post must have both capital and lowercase letters.

I guess I'm not very good at this.

I'd like to do a round.

Not right this minute, so if someone else has rules go ahead, but this is basically me calling the next one.

This is test #1.

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This is a good post that passes all the rules.

This is test #2. The octothorpe stays for now.



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This is test #3.



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this is test 4

this is test number 5!

passes 2 and 5. said so.

passes 2 and 5. said so.

passes 2 and 5. said so.

nothing changes.