RE: Red
04-17-2016, 08:07 PM
>Do you have a friend, a friend who always says "This'll be the last time I help you" but then helps you again anyway?
Red
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RE: Red
04-17-2016, 08:07 PM
>Do you have a friend, a friend who always says "This'll be the last time I help you" but then helps you again anyway?
RE: Red
04-18-2016, 04:40 AM
(04-17-2016, 01:46 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Well. I hope that eyeball was a tasty last meal. Climb the wall or something! Get out get out get out You're lucky I was a track star in high school. (04-17-2016, 08:07 PM)SirBlizz98 Wrote: »>Do you have a friend, a friend who always says "This'll be the last time I help you" but then helps you again anyway? Well... Oh no, Red. Not this time. You're on your own for this one.
RE: Red
04-18-2016, 06:57 AM
You don't need 'em to move mountains, even a token gesture would suffice at this point
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: Red
04-19-2016, 11:17 PM
Offer to locate more substances for this entity's hookah, in exchange for asylum.
...or just suck up to them as much as you can. The more security you can ensure the better. Offer to disinfect their toilets or rinse out their sinks. Red means clean.
RE: Red
04-21-2016, 05:34 AM
how does she smoke that hookah with no mouth?
RE: Red
04-21-2016, 02:55 PM
Buy their help with your new eye. They've already got two, maybe they'd like... three?
RE: Red
04-21-2016, 04:38 PM
Who puts a hookah on a bed to smoke? That's incredibly dangerous and more importantly that bed probably has gross ash on it.
RE: Red
04-29-2016, 06:38 AM
Blackmail. It's time to use blackmail.
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Red
05-23-2016, 10:53 AM
(04-19-2016, 11:17 PM)103rdwhatever Wrote: »Offer to locate more substances for this entity's hookah, in exchange for asylum. Ha. You're funny, Red. You could never afford the stuff I like. When's the last time you got paid for a gig, anyway? (04-29-2016, 06:38 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Blackmail. It's time to use blackmail. Oh! You want to play that game with me? Don't forget what I know about you, Red. I could sink your little side career. One word in the wrong ears and you're back to playing for the cheap seats.
RE: Red
05-23-2016, 09:23 PM
Attempt seduction
Sloppy eyeball makeouts ensue Hi there! I'd really appreciate it if you took some time to read my adventure Madeline Beaufort and the Moon Thief! Thanks!
Dope ass dragon created by the incomparable Earthexe
RE: Red
05-23-2016, 11:11 PM
There was nothing wrong with the cheap seats! But yeah, point taken.
RE: Red
05-24-2016, 03:59 AM
Redmail, then. I'll do a job for you.
---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Red
06-04-2016, 03:44 PM
Offer INSTRUCTIONAL FIRE SAFETY PRESENTATION.
{unstoppable force} ==> {immovable object}==>{unending abyss} ==>{inexhaustible candy}
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