lets write poems

My son is gay
My heart's in tatters
Vote republican
All lives matter

Loathers are led
By a light that is blue

(For homophones' sake)
With her shitpostin' crew

Into hawkspace their [sic]

For a poet-luck affair

I bring a limerick, stuffed
with linebreak stew

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There once was a man dressed in silver...
I've screwed myself already, haven't I?

boo, plagiarism

boo, plagiarism

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i thought it was just a terrible poetry by agentblue thread instead of a more general terrible poetry by anyone thread which is why i put my awful poem here instead of there

but i guess that's what i get for chronically skimming every thread ever

There once was a man dressed in silver,
who needed more metals to pilfer;
he found an amt victim
and tried to mine-pick them
but didn't know that it would kill her.

gaygaygaygay........gaygay.....gay......gay
gay....................gay..gay......gay.gay
gay......gaygay....gay...gay.........gay
gay.........gay.....gaygaygay........gay
gaygaygaygay....gay......gay.......gay

birds on the brain, birds on the wing
hares in a chest and a beard on a chin
barbers, bard bears, fish with fists
osprey, cosplay, bearded tits

Discomfiting notions,
gatorade oceans
catching pastrami on rye
Foster relations
with royal delegations
Like penguins, A. fosterii

warm worms
warm words
birds words words

They think Christmas isn't about eggnog or cider,
baubles being hung or standing by the fire.
They say, "Go to church, don't be a stranger.
For our lord and saviour rests in that manger.
There is no Christmas without the divine,
so eat of the bread and drink of the wine."
I say, "No thank you, My Christmas is fine,
and your holy saviour is no baby of mine."
As they insist, I resist; yet they persist, do they want me pissed?
“I have no place near a church's hearth, I celebrate not the acclaimed virgin birth.
Respect my choices as I respect yours, as all Christmas I plan to stay indoors.”

necromancy, a haiku

a fine thread languished
going months without new posts
i raised it from death

(hooray)

: a

I just found i could not fit
no matter how i tried to sit
onto that teeny tiny toilet
and so i decided to quit

then i got my digging kit
and went and dug for a little bit
until i had a large enough pit
into which i proceeded to shit

butt
a butt
a butt walking
a butt walking, farting
a butt walking, farting, shitting
a butt walking, farting, shitting, jumping
a butt,
it's me

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there once was a user named loather
who dreamed of becoming a boater
to catch giant fish
was her only wish
i can't think of anything else that rhymes with loather

千鹤无羽
百鸟无声
十人没目
这愚没命

日起落来回
用力穿黑天
世灭成碳石
非念继续跑

here i sit, broken-hearted,

Chizuru no Yu
Silent birds
Ten did not mesh
This stupid die

Day landing back and forth
Hard day in black
World off into carbon stone
Continue to run non-read

没脑，傻瓜
干啥翻译这
不会读中文
又懒得研究
非谷歌翻译
就没好办法

Brainless, stupid
Doing this translation
Not read Chinese
Too lazy to study
Non-Google Translation
There is no good way

(by far my favourite work)

Le petit garçon entre dans la porte.

"Vous sommes dégoûtant."

C'était inévitable.

讨人嫌的魂但，
没西忘的最仁，
我半天提醒你：
只用网上翻译
没效率又没用。
臭狗使墙兼者，
快花一些时间
孤单的恣挤操。