Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness

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SpoilerSo I'm trying this again. I just really started to miss making adventures. But I'm not quite ready to pick up Lady of the Sky or Jimmy and Simian again.
(J+S is going in a completely different direction that what I originally planned, so it's kinda like wrestling a snake at the moment, and I can't really work on LotS without both my sisters in the house, so there's that.)

So I made this thing. A No Frills, Bare Bones adventure. Art may or may not improve as this goes on. BASED OFF A TRUE STORY UNTIL IT ISN'T ANYMORE.

Your name is MELANIE, but sometimes you're called TEP on the internet. Your mother just kicked you out of the house because "you spend too much time on computer."

And WOW YOU'RE REALLY LONELY.

>Go make friends with the sun! Look at how happy he is!

Climb a tree!

>Go make friends with the sun! Look at how happy he is!

Oh hey, you're right! You hear the Sun's a pretty cool guy! Maybe you could hang out?

You turn your gaze towards the Sun.


OW AUGH FUCKIN' GOD DAMMIT SHIT


That wasn't such a great idea now that you think about it.

Go to the community recreation center and take a painting class.

> Vow revenge upon the sun.

> Vow revenge upon the sun.

WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE

> Vow revenge upon the sun.

WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE

...Yeah. Y-YEAH!!!

You decide to lord over the darkness, grabbing any semblance of light and crushing them in your bare hands. The Sun will pay for his crimes! MWHAHAHAHAHA-


W-wait, what if you hurt the sun's feelings?

That wouldn't do at all!!!

Go to the community recreation center and take a painting class.

Once, your mom signed you and your siblings up for a summer program over there. You were the best one there, but only because everyone else was like 8 years old while you were 14. The teacher thought you were awesome.

Also that cost money and you're kinda short on that at the moment.

You're pretty much broke like, all the time.

It's why you not hanging out with your friends right now, actually.

A wild sign appeared! Beat the shit out of it for experience.

>Read that sign that was totally there the whole time.

Lean your head on the tree in a fit of Charlie-Brown-pique :3

>Climb a tree. It is fun you can have for free!

Enjoy the beauty of nature!

Like that tree!

Love that tree.

Crash a wedding, great way to meet new people and everybody should already be in a good mood!

TRY TO GO TO NU ZILLAND

Put a cooking pan upon your head, go around country planting Melon seeds

>Climb a tree. It is fun you can have for free!

You've never climbed a tree in your entire fuckin' life.

Despite being the only one of your siblings who can carry heavy things without being a huge wimp about it, your ability to carry your own weight without proper foot/hand holds is vastly inferior.

A wild sign appeared! Beat the shit out of it for experience.

>Read that sign that was totally there the whole time.

You don't have the means to beat up the sign! You read it instead.

Yes, yes you are.



That actually sounds like a pretty good idea! The Forest Witch is really sweet and she's always sending and guiding people on exciting and life-changing adventures! Wow, she's so cool...

Put a cooking pan upon your head, go around country planting Melon seeds

THIS IS PRETTY DUMB.

Visit said Witch!
Don't forget to take your tiny happy Sun pal with you!

>Forget witches, melons forever!

Adventures are boring, melons are super fun!

> Discover that you were the forest witch all along

>Maybe the forest witch will have a pot you can wear on your head and some melon seeds. Go and see her!

> Recruit that kawaii watermelon slice into your party!

Check your shoes; make sure they aren't highly coveted magical artifacts!

Visit said Witch!
Don't forget to take your tiny happy Sun pal with you!

Somehow, I don't think leaving the Sun behind will be a problem.