Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness

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Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - PocketSprout - 04-07-2012

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Your name is MELANIE, but sometimes you're called TEP on the internet. Your mother just kicked you out of the house because "you spend too much time on computer."

And WOW YOU'RE REALLY LONELY.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Dragon Fogel - 04-07-2012

>Go make friends with the sun! Look at how happy he is!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Gnauga - 04-07-2012

Climb a tree!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - PocketSprout - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 03:00 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Go make friends with the sun! Look at how happy he is!

Oh hey, you're right! You hear the Sun's a pretty cool guy! Maybe you could hang out?
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You turn your gaze towards the Sun.

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OW AUGH FUCKIN' GOD DAMMIT SHIT

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That wasn't such a great idea now that you think about it.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-07-2012

Go to the community recreation center and take a painting class.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Ixcaliber - 04-07-2012

> Vow revenge upon the sun.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Godbot - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 03:39 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Vow revenge upon the sun.

WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - PocketSprout - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 03:49 AM)Godbot Wrote: »
(04-07-2012, 03:39 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »> Vow revenge upon the sun.

WE WILL FIGHT IN THE SHADE

...Yeah. Y-YEAH!!!
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You decide to lord over the darkness, grabbing any semblance of light and crushing them in your bare hands. The Sun will pay for his crimes! MWHAHAHAHAHA-

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W-wait, what if you hurt the sun's feelings?
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That wouldn't do at all!!!

(04-07-2012, 03:25 AM)Chwoka Wrote: »Go to the community recreation center and take a painting class.

Once, your mom signed you and your siblings up for a summer program over there. You were the best one there, but only because everyone else was like 8 years old while you were 14. The teacher thought you were awesome.
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Also that cost money and you're kinda short on that at the moment.

You're pretty much broke like, all the time.

It's why you not hanging out with your friends right now, actually.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Schazer - 04-07-2012

A wild sign appeared! Beat the shit out of it for experience.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Lonliness - Dragon Fogel - 04-07-2012

>Read that sign that was totally there the whole time.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - AgentBlue - 04-07-2012

Lean your head on the tree in a fit of Charlie-Brown-pique :3

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Ixcaliber - 04-07-2012

>Climb a tree. It is fun you can have for free!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - btp - 04-07-2012

Enjoy the beauty of nature!

Like that tree!

Love that tree.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 04-07-2012

Crash a wedding, great way to meet new people and everybody should already be in a good mood!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Solaris - 04-07-2012

TRY TO GO TO NU ZILLAND

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Mehgamehn - 04-07-2012

Put a cooking pan upon your head, go around country planting Melon seeds

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - PocketSprout - 04-07-2012

(04-07-2012, 11:41 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »>Climb a tree. It is fun you can have for free!

You've never climbed a tree in your entire fuckin' life.

Despite being the only one of your siblings who can carry heavy things without being a huge wimp about it, your ability to carry your own weight without proper foot/hand holds is vastly inferior.

(04-07-2012, 04:32 AM)Schazer Wrote: »A wild sign appeared! Beat the shit out of it for experience.

(04-07-2012, 04:37 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Read that sign that was totally there the whole time.

You don't have the means to beat up the sign! You read it instead.
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Yes, yes you are.

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That actually sounds like a pretty good idea! The Forest Witch is really sweet and she's always sending and guiding people on exciting and life-changing adventures! Wow, she's so cool...

(04-07-2012, 05:58 PM)Mehgamehn Wrote: »Put a cooking pan upon your head, go around country planting Melon seeds

THIS IS PRETTY DUMB.

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Lankie - 04-07-2012

Visit said Witch!
Don't forget to take your tiny happy Sun pal with you!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - SleepingOrange - 04-07-2012

>Forget witches, melons forever!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Infrared - 04-07-2012

Adventures are boring, melons are super fun!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Ixcaliber - 04-07-2012

> Discover that you were the forest witch all along

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Dragon Fogel - 04-07-2012

>Maybe the forest witch will have a pot you can wear on your head and some melon seeds. Go and see her!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - thegreenspark - 04-07-2012

> Recruit that kawaii watermelon slice into your party!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - AgentBlue - 04-08-2012

Check your shoes; make sure they aren't highly coveted magical artifacts!

RE: Melanie and the Inescapable Loneliness - Godbot - 04-08-2012

(04-07-2012, 09:15 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Visit said Witch!
Don't forget to take your tiny happy Sun pal with you!

Somehow, I don't think leaving the Sun behind will be a problem.