Post making contest 2.0

It's afternoon in America!

Let's see if this passes Rule 2, I think it will.

Yes! This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

Yes, victory!

This post also complies with rules 2 and 3.

guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

get ready mother fucker

i'm ready.

This post complies with none of the rules.

guess i better get in gear now my Bitter Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.


This post complies with rule 5.


This post complies with rule 5.

guess i better get in gear now my fierce rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.


This post complies with none of the rules.

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This post complies with rules 2 and 3.


This post complies with none of the rules.


This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

see 0 silent fungal spores

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

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I'm including green words in this post

This post complies with rule 3.

"i would if he didn't bitch out and sleep before the sun came up like a little punk" - akumu in reference to asking sruixan a question

The sun was rising by the time I went to sleep last night.

I really need to fix my sleep schedule.

This post complies with none of the rules.

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This post complies with none of the rules.

Rival!

Rule 2 is looking very clear.

g0m the quick brown fox jumps over Ix the lazy dog.

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Rival!

This post complies with rule 3.

Rule 2 is looking very clear.

This post complies with rules 2 and 3, though I will say rule 2 is probably a little more involved than what you are currently thinking.

g0m the quick brown fox jumps over Ix the lazy dog.

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4, and 5!


This post complies with rule 3.

blah blah 0 but bllah bllah 0.

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

This post complies with none of the rules.

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blah blah 0 but bllah bllah bob.

This is g0m's attempt.

clearly you underestimate us aks, rule 2 is rather basic. eventually we're going to puzzle out this theme. why not shorten everyone's suffering by giving us a hint now?

oh 2 is that it ends with the same character it starts with and 3 is different c0lor per Sentence (line break makes new sentence) and 5 I think is a zero.

Akumu2

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

Likewise:

@2301: no it's not aks rule heaven, it's the opposite thing.

This post complies with rule 3.

(though yeah, that's what I thought rule 5 was too, since when I said last night that I had "0% chance" of getting a rule just then, well...)

sruix care to share with us your rule 5 theories? the best theory i had was even numbers, but it doesn't account for the success of a capitalized alphabet.

oh 2 is that it ends with the same character it starts with and 3 is different c0lor per Sentence (line break makes new sentence) and 5 I think is a zero.

Akumu2

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

Likewise:

@2301: no it's not aks rule heaven, it's the opposite thing.

This post complies with rule 3.

(though yeah, that's what I thought rule 5 was too, since when I said last night that I had "0% chance" of getting a rule just then, well...)

Oh geez those were both mistakes. Timu's doesn't comply with rule 5 and Wheat's does.

okay so some theories about rule 5: it's a complicated one so akumu makes mistakes on it

This post complies with rule 3.

blah blah 0 but bllah bllah bob.

This post complies with rule 5.

oh 2 is that it ends with the same character it starts with and 3 is different c0lor per Sentence (line break makes new sentence) and 5 I think is a zero.

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

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This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

This is g0m's attempt.

This post complies with rules 2, 3, and 5.

clearly you underestimate us aks, rule 2 is rather basic. eventually we're going to puzzle out this theme. why not shorten everyone's suffering by giving us a hint now?

This post complies with none of the rules!

oh 2 is that it ends with the same character it starts with and 3 is different c0lor per Sentence (line break makes new sentence) and 5 I think is a zero.

Akumu2

This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

This post complies with rule 5.

Likewise:

@2301: no it's not aks rule heaven, it's the opposite thing.

This post complies with rule 3.

(though yeah, that's what I thought rule 5 was too, since when I said last night that I had "0% chance" of getting a rule just then, well...)

This post complies with rule 5.

zero z

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

sruix care to share with us your rule 5 theories? the best theory i had was even numbers, but it doesn't account for the success of a capitalized alphabet.

This post complies with none of the rules!

okay so some theories about rule 5: it's a complicated one so akumu makes mistakes on it

This post complies with rule 3. Actually it's the simplest of the rules and I have no idea how I messed those up.

As penance, here is a rule 2 hint: my initial post of this round was rule 2 compliant.

this sentence begins with a t. tin is not a fruit. time sits in transit.

this sentence begins with a t. tin is not a fruit. time sits in transit.

This post complies with none of the rules!

guess i better get in gear now my fierce rival ( g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

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guess i better get in gear now my fierce rival ( g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring!

This post complies with rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.


This post complies with rules 3 and 5.

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an armada. brilliant rhubarb. citric music.

guess i better get in gear now my Fierce Rival (g0m) has thrown his hat in the ring! the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!