Post making contest 2.0

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Post making contest 2.0
RE: Post making contest
(05-28-2016, 10:13 PM)Akumu Wrote: »second

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(05-28-2016, 10:13 PM)Akumu Wrote: »fecund

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(05-28-2016, 10:15 PM)Akumu Wrote: »fear sear wear

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(05-28-2016, 10:32 PM)Akumu Wrote: »chips

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(05-28-2016, 10:33 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »snows

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

Wasn't that pleasantly symmetric?

EDIT: also, probably only one more judgement tonight, sometime in the next half an hour or so.
RE: Post making contest
inky
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blinky
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it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void
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I know I didn't need to bold that, but I figured, why not.
RE: Post making contest
(05-28-2016, 11:02 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

Wait, that's a new meme?
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screaming into the endless void has been popular for a while i admit but it's only now that it has attained coveted meme status
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Fremp: The Other Weird Dog
RE: Post making contest
the hot new meme: aks constructing a post that's gonna blow your fucking socks off
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i swear to god wheat if you're gonna launch a coup don't do so with innaccurate terminology, rule 6 is the secret no flattery rule. if you're gonna depose sruix at least call it operation rules heaven or something cool like that
RE: Post making contest
(04-22-2016, 01:26 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Flattery is a violation of secret rule six.

here's the evidence: rule six is a classic post making contest backburner meme circa page 4
RE: Post making contest
How about, Operation Buckle Up Mother Fuckers?
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RE: Post making contest
(05-28-2016, 10:51 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »inky

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:02 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »blinky

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:02 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

I support this meme, but this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:02 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I know I didn't need to bold that, but I figured, why not.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:03 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
(05-28-2016, 11:02 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

Wait, that's a new meme?


This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:04 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »screaming into the endless void has been popular for a while i admit but it's only now that it has attained coveted meme status

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:04 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Fremp: The Other Weird Dog

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(05-28-2016, 11:14 PM)Wheat Wrote: »i have just signed legislation outlawing sruixan

Rule 6 commences in 10 minutes

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. In 10 minutes time, I will be in bed, so I guess that counts as "outlawing" me?

(05-28-2016, 11:16 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i swear to god wheat if you're gonna launch a coup don't do so with innaccurate terminology, rule 6 is the secret no flattery rule. if you're gonna depose sruix at least call it operation rules heaven or something cool like that

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst being factually accurate. If come the end of this, however, we introduce the secret rule 7 of "sruix is never allowed to run a ruleset ever again", then that would be fine by me...

(05-28-2016, 11:18 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »
(04-22-2016, 01:26 PM)Lankie Wrote: »Flattery is a violation of secret rule six.

here's the evidence: rule six is a classic post making contest backburner meme circa page 4

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:18 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »How about, Operation Buckle Up Mother Fuckers?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Anyway, goodnight all! Don't stress yourselves too much whilst I'm asleep...
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oh bloody hell you managed to make two posts in the time it took for mine to process

hold tight folks
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(05-28-2016, 11:20 PM)Wheat Wrote: »oh i didn't know it was thread lore.

in that case i go with the original idea of Option Z (the unposted letter)

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(05-28-2016, 11:20 PM)Akumu Wrote: »How I more I known? Know fun! Attack beyond!

WELL SHIT THIS POST BREAKS RULE 4 AND NOTHING MORE.

(05-28-2016, 11:21 PM)Wheat Wrote: »The Z Aint a postd character

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(05-28-2016, 11:22 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »oh bloody hell you managed to make two posts in the time it took for mine to process

hold tight folks

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4. I swear I wasn't trying to pass rule 5 when I wrote this; I was trying to go to bed...
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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OH WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BURN THIS THREAD TO THE GROUND
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I worked so hard on that post Sruixan
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Sruixan it was a masterpiece
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Okay so at least I am pretty sure I know what Rule 5 is.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE AKUMU WON, THE CONTEST IS OVER AND SRUIXAN IS DEAD NOW.
RE: Post making contest
how i more i known know fun attack beyond
RE: Post making contest
(05-28-2016, 11:25 PM)Wheat Wrote: »now I hold

a

tight folksongs to bellow

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(05-28-2016, 11:26 PM)Akumu Wrote: »fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5, whilst expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

(05-28-2016, 11:27 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »OH WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BURN THIS THREAD TO THE GROUND

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, whilst also expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

(05-28-2016, 11:28 PM)Akumu Wrote: »I worked so hard on that post Sruixan

I can tell! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:29 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Sruixan it was a masterpiece

It isn't quite, though! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:29 PM)Wheat Wrote: »akumu gets a "close enough" win

It really is shockingly close! Thematically speaking, Akumu was only 0.166 points away from winning (he says, giving a complete non-hint). This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:31 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Okay so at least I am pretty sure I know what Rule 5 is.

That's good to hear! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, though.

(05-28-2016, 11:31 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »I CAN'T BELIEVE AKUMU WON, THE CONTEST IS OVER AND SRUIXAN IS DEAD NOW.

Two of those three statements are false, if you interpret "dead" to mean "in bed". This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:35 PM)Akumu Wrote: »how i more i known know fun attack beyond

This post breaks rule 4!

(05-28-2016, 11:35 PM)Wheat Wrote: »man a plan a czzzc analpanam

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

(05-28-2016, 11:35 PM)Wheat Wrote: »anal pan

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RE: Post making contest
why i know i known more fun killer vespid