Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

Where's Beru when I need her?! This post requires a Phoenix Wright "Hold It!" gif so badly!

ps i guess we can lynch schazer if she wants to be modkilled though i assume she would be against that and also lose>>?>>>

Pointing the vote towards apathetic players when there are plenty of scum candidates to choose from?

Vote: Solaris

sup nola

care to address like anything else?

really just anything that happened?

who is wojjan?

WHEN THE FUCK DOES DAY END? : THE VOTALING

Professor Lizzard (2): Cat, PYP
Brian (1): Woffles
Solaris (3): Mirdini, Fogel, Granolaman

NOT VOTING (4): SOLARIS, SRUIXAN, BRIAN, PROFESSOR LIZZARD

SHIT DEADLINE IS LIKE. 10:00 PM CST SATURDAY THE 24TH I GUESS I THINK THAT WORKS.

oh and with 10 people that's what. 6 to lynch, 3 for soft lynch? Somethin' like that.

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who is wojjan?

Woffles = wojjan = woff = wojj = etc. :3

Gimme a bit. I just got to my parents house and need to socialize. I'll have an overall reaction post tonight, complete with reaction pics.

From the depths of hell I rise. Under the sun once more, in proximity of your so called happiest place on Earth, here I am. The sun has risen once more to show you all the truth of his power.

For ages I have seen you bicker and belittle without rhyme or reason but today i shall show you what is the true course
i see that i have been voted on in my pitiful former form
how quaint
however, i am sorry to say that I will not be lynched today, nor ever
six pages in two days seems to be a new record in simplicity
i wonder why that is
could it be that you are cowards, unwilling to do what
no more
this may be a mafia game but i will not stand by and allow you to do this disgrace



now die




Fight Me.

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who is wojjan?

Woffles = wojjan = woff = wojj = etc. :3

WHERE'S THE BEEF HAM?!

thanks for answering my question though!

ALSO BUSY

But anyways, after looking around, I couldn't find this suspected Mirdi wagon he was basing his Brianlynch on :|

And "half at softlynch" is barely any votes at all with so few people in the game.

Also 3/4 is gifs I can barely see the text from it.

Here's the text of his post:

I take issue with your WILD and BASELESS accusations, Dragon Fogel (IF THAT REALLY IS YOUR REAL NAME).

Why, this fine and glorious dawn only began a mere FOURTEEN HOURS ago, during which I was engaged in TOP SECRET VITAL MISSIONS for my REAL LIFE. The fact that you dare IMPUGN my HONOR by suggesting my complicity in anything else is INCONCEIVABLE.

HOWEVER, I must concur that IF the rest of my delinquent fellows do not show up in good and proper time, they may be WORTH EXAMINING. The man I am most interested in, however, is one SIR BRIAN (THAT IS A VOTE, Good Sir Paranoia).

GASP


as he replaces in, MURDERING his previous player.


BE APPALLED


as he VOTES UPON MY AUGUST PERSON, joining that COWARDLY ROGUE, WHEEEEEEATTHINS (who had it coming) on a most MUSICAL VEHICLE.


THIS SLY HAMFIA PLOT TO MISLYNCH ME UPON THE FIRST DAY (I WAS BUT A VOTE FROM LYNCHING BY THE END OF IT!) WILL NOT STAND.

WHEN THE FUCK DOES DAY END? : THE VOTALING

Professor Lizzard (2): Cat, PYP
Brian (1): Woffles
Solaris (3): Mirdini, Fogel, Granolaman

NOT VOTING (4): SOLARIS, SRUIXAN, BRIAN, PROFESSOR LIZZARD

Actually, Woffles unvoted. So, an updated (including votes after Para's post) list would be:

Granolaman (1): Solaris
Professor Lizzard (2): Cat, PYP
Solaris (3): Mirdini, Fogel, Granolaman

NOT VOTING (4): SRUIXAN, BRIAN, PROFESSOR LIZZARD, WOFFLES

I think that's right anyways... On that note: The difference between lynch and soft-lynch.

Lynch: If someone receives the majority of votes that exists in the town, they're lynched regardless of whether or not we've reached the deadline.
Soft-Lynch: The number of votes it takes to lynch someone if the deadline is reached and a majority lynch hasn't been chosen.

Is that correct? Sorry, where I come from, whoever has the most votes at the end of the day (whether it be 12 or 2) is lynched, so that's why I'm asking for clarification.

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dear god i just spent an hour browsing /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu to find a ragecomic i wanted to use. this isn't even one of the better ones but i need to sleep at some point. so.

YES THAT IS WHAT SOFT-LYNCH MEANS

IT ALSO MEANS THAT WE KILL YOU BY PUMMELING YOU WITH PILLOWS

In any case, I think we're losing sight of this game. We can go sniffing around for scum the usual way in any old Mafia game, but HERE, HERE we should let it be about the HAM. Because we have an opportunity to make this game different, and we're starting to squander it! Well, I say it's time we got this game back on track.

That means we VOTE FOR SOMEONE WHO ISN'T BEING HAMMY ENOUGH! And if we're darn near certain somebody is scum?

THEN WE TRY TO GET EVERYBODY ELSE TO OUT-HAM THEM!

So UNVOTE: Solaris, who has provided an adequate amount of ham for the day and VOTE: Granolaman, who hasn't! Although that's at a glance, I may do a quick reread for others who aren't performing well enough.

why in the world did you just go from



to



in the span of 1 post?

Because I was getting tired of taking the game too seriously.

I signed up for this game for the ham. As soon as I started taking it at all seriously, I started enjoying it less. I delayed my fish-whacking because when I first did it, I found myself constructing a serious response and not enjoying it at all.

And I'm not alone in this: I keep hearing grumbling from spectators about how this is getting too serious. So let's make this a spectacle.

In fact, even this post is too serious for me! I may have to vote myself if I don't get hamming it up again.

YOU! YOU DID THIS TO ME, BRIAN! EVERY SERIOUS POST I HAVE MADE IN THIS GAME HAS BEEN IN RESPONSE TO YOU!

THE HAM IS EVERYTHING. QUESTION THE HAM AND YOU WILL FACE ITS WRATH.

VOTE: BRIAN! WITH HIS DEATH, THE HAM WILL BE PLEASED.

i do tend to kill fun things with my presence.

i do tend to kill fun things with my presence.

boobap de wap bap bap hobop dedop

somethign something

random bullshit lyrics

ENDLESS IMAGES GOES HERE

BOWAP DEDOP BOP BOP BLAMMMM

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan I need to get an avatar.

Not having one throws me for such a looooop. Hohum.

well i'm no going to let it be a no-lynch again. and for empty promises,

Vote: Granolaman

Gimme a bit. I just got to my parents house and need to socialize. I'll have an overall reaction post tonight, complete with reaction pics.

DAY ENDED LIKE 12 HOURS AGO GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME VOTALS:

Professor Lizzard (2): Cat, PYP
Brian (2): Woffles, Fogel
Solaris (2): Mirdini, Granolaman
Granolaman (2): Solaris, Brian

NOT VOTING (2): SRUIXAN, PROFESSOR LIZZARD

JESUS CHRIST.

ANOTHER NO LYNCH. .... SERIOUSLY TWO IN A ROW.

MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING DO SOMETHING UNPRECEDENTED. LIVE FROM SOME PLACE IN THE AMERICAN MIDWEST IT'S TIME FOR THE



I'M GOING TO RANDOMLY SPLIT YOU INTO TEAMS OF 3-3-4. AT THE END OF THE FIRST ROUND, THE TEAM WITH THE LOWEST SCORE WILL GO INTO THE SECOND ROUND. THE PLAYER WITH THE LOWEST SCORE AT THE END OF THAT SHIT WILL DIE.

YOU GUYS BROUGHT THIS SHIT ON YOURSELF.

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TEAM ONE: SOLARIS, FOGEL, PYP
TEAM TWO; CAT, DINI, PL
TEAM THREE: BRIAN, SRUIXAN, GRANOLA, WOFFLES

HERE WE GOOOOO in a bit.


I'm going need someone to fill in for dini since he's goin' to be away skiing.

My net broke thanks to hardware failures, probably can't post for a week.

Huh, I thought day ended Tuesday for some reason. Oops.

Okay several of you will be missing, so I might just wait until after the holidays.

alright, that's enough of a lull, everyone should be back by now. can I get an "aye' from everyone still alive?