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Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING. - Paranoia - 11-05-2011
WELCOME TO HAMFIA, THE SPECTACULAR GAME OF MAFIA WHERE EVERYONE MUST CHEW THE SCENERY AND EVERY POST WILL BE RIDICULOUSLY OVER THE TOP!
STANDARD RULES FOLKS! I AM SURE THINGS WILL NOT GO AWRY AND THAT YOU CAN POLICE YOURSELVES TO NOT BE DICKS ABOUT THINGS! PLAY TO WIN AND TO HAVE FUN OR PLAY NOT AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! NO SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE IS MAKING THE GAME UNFUN OR DELIBERATELY PLAYING AGAINST THEIR WINCON THEY WILL BE HAVING A LOVELY CHAT OVER A MODKILL AND TEA. AND YES I EXPECT EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE UTTERLY RIDICULOUS IN SOME REGARD, BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO HAVE TO WORK AROUND.
AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIGN UP AND LURK DON'T, BECAUSE IN A WORLD OF HAM THE QUIET ONES SUFFER MOST.
THIS IS A MAFIA GAME FOR 13 PEOPLE WHO MAKE BIG /INS.
1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. WHEAT - ZORG - MAFIA HITMAN - DIED OF ROBOTS N' EXPLOSIONS NIGHT ONE.
6. NIALLBRIAN
7. MURDERINI
8. PICK YER POISON
9. JACQUEREL - GASTON - TRACKER - DIED OF ROBOTS N' EXPLOSIONS NIGHT ONE.
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
11. BTPCAT
12. GRANOLAMAN????
There was never a 13th player.
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Solaris - 11-05-2011
Ha.
As if someone of my caliber would ever just up and sign up for a mafia game.
NO.
In reality, I know that this mafia game was made for me and me alone.
I will play... but only because it is MY BIRTHRIGHT.
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Dragon Fogel - 11-05-2011
I will not JOIN this game.
I will CONQUER this game!
Put me down on your list, my good man!
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Sruixan - 11-06-2011
*nibbles on a plywood tree cutout*
...this is surprisingly tasty...
*realises he's being stared at*
...oh. Oh. Sorry. When you said "chew the scenery"...
shut up it's 1am you got a problem with me well tough if you don't like the way I /in then we'll just have to settle it like gentlemen, Queensbury rules
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Woffles - 11-06-2011
BRING IT
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Niall - 11-06-2011
If I don't get into this game I SWEAR I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OF A ZEPPLIN WHILE STABBING MYSELF WITH A RUSTY BICYCLE SPOKE ON THE WAY DOWN!
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Mirdini - 11-06-2011
You pathetic mortals will kneel before my undisputed mastery of HAM.
FOR I AM THE HAM GOD
GOD OF HAM
HAM OF GODS
GOD HAM
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Gatr - 11-07-2011
Ham.
The most delectable meat.
The pink flesh.
The subtle fat swirls.
The harsh, yet sweet honey crust.
In.
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Jacquerel - 11-07-2011
I actually prefer ham even to bacon
(In???)
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - ProfessorLizzard - 11-12-2011
FOOLISH MORTALS! I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO JOIN THIS!
A bunch of times. Okay I finally give in, buuuh.
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - btp - 11-18-2011
LETS HAM IT UP!
GONNA GET HIGH LIKE HAMSTERDAM!
I HAM HAVING A GOOD TIME!
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Schazer - 11-20-2011
IN
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Pick Yer Poison - 11-20-2011
![[Image: h1.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Hamfia/h1.png)
![[Image: h2.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Hamfia/h2.png)
![[Image: h3.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Hamfia/h3.png)
![[Image: h4.png]](https://dl.dropbox.com/u/49317071/Hamfia/h4.png)
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Paranoia - 11-21-2011
Roles will be going out soon.
Confirm in your qts please - I will be waiting to start-start depending on if/when I hear from granolaman. If not ATH will take the final slot and things can/will begin.
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick - Granolaman - 11-21-2011
![[Image: Green_Eggs_and_Ham_small.jpg]](https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7-ZbhpM6PGs/TE6jPiQtb2I/AAAAAAAAAEI/bnUnT4ROyE4/s1600/Green_Eggs_and_Ham_small.jpg)
Apparently this is relevant. In!
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Paranoia - 12-06-2011
AND THEN THERE WERE 13, BECAUSE THERE WERE ALWAYS THIRTEEN, EXCEPT NOT. SOMEONE WAS KILLING DUDES, AND FROM 14 BECAME 13.
OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT JUST GET TO IT CHRIST.
DAY ONE HAS STARTED. IT WILL RUN FOR A FULL WEEK TO GIVE EVERY ONE TIME TO GET IN HERE.
SO DEADLINE IS 10:00 PM CST, MONDAY THE 12TH OF DECEMBER; OR 4:00 A.M. GMT, TUESDAY THE 13TH OF DECEMBER.
1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. WHEAT
6. NIALL
7. MURDERINI
8. PICK YER POISON
9. JACQUEREL
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
11. BTP
12. GRANOLAMAN
THERE'S YOUR LIVELIST. GET LYNCHIN'.
WITH ERROR ALIVE IT TAKES ERROR TO LYNCH, AND ERROR FOR SOFTLYNCHIN'
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Solaris - 12-06-2011
WELP.
I'm sorry to say that the game is over before it began.
I already have the very best role in the entire game and as a result, I am just going to spend my time basking in my role.
ALSO VOTE MIRDINI BECAUSE IT IS THE WILL OF THE MANY
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Granolaman - 12-06-2011
Wait, you have the best role in the game? I thought I had the best role in the game...
Vote: Solaris
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Solaris - 12-06-2011
No, you do not understand how utterly and completley perfect this role is.
It is an absolute perfection.
IN FACT
I can safely say, that the only way this role could be better is if the person who wielded it was the person that I am currently voting for.
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Schazer - 12-06-2011
I see an error in that livelist.
The fact you've listed Sruixan as ALIVE.
VOTE: SRUIXAN
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Dragon Fogel - 12-06-2011
I bet Solaris is the Solaris role! If we keep him alive, he'll DESTROY US ALL!
We must stop him, at all costs!
Vote: Solaris
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - ProfessorLizzard - 12-06-2011
GREETINGS AVERAGE PEOPLE! YOUR HAMSAVIOUR IS HERE!
What is this? A bottle of poison? VOTE: PICK YER POISON No foul toxin will harm meeeee.
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Jacquerel - 12-06-2011
You mean that this started and none of you bothered to PM me or anything???
This WILL NOT STAND
vote Dragon Fogel you PMed me last so it should have been easiest for you to do it!!!
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Vote: Schazer
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM - Sruixan - 12-06-2011
What kind of madness is this? Having tirelessly campaigned for this game to begin, promptly engraving every spelling mistake discovered in my role into the back of our host's skull, and upon it commencing I find myself beset by a most intolerable illness; my nose feels like it is currently home to a pair of bellicose hedgehogs, one up each nostril, who are trying to get it on through my septum whilst spewing uncontrollably - my head is enveloped in a deep, bilious fog - my throat, a desert dotted with myriad quivering spikes. I simply shall not stand for it! Nothing can stop me in my quest for ultimate power! NOTHI-
*hacking cough*
...but what's this? My accursed nemesis is here? This defies outrageous! Begone, you, before the very sight of you burns my eyes!
Vote: Schaz