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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-06-2013, 10:34 PM
Sincere apologies for my inability to stick to my own deadlines; today was the first day of this holiday that was actually sunny with bearable, non-snowy weather, so I took the opportunity to embark upon a rather enjoyable excursion. I didn't forget about you guys, though, don't fret. You might even get a little something extra tomorrow... but anyway, enough dawdling. This is what you've all been waiting for...
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Oh my dear, goodness gracious me, what do we have here?
An attack, via rap, or a galling veneer?
I’m confused, dearest Pines, by your tantamount skiffle
Unintelligent dribble, sheer twaddle – just piffle!
It’s a cochlear insult, all-atremble in fear
Don’t you know what you’ve done with your scandalous cheer
Of “Alrighty ho then, well I say, this means war!”
When you’ve scarcely the weapons to maintain the rapport?
I’m entirely surprised by your lacklustre rhymes
I’d have thought that something better should have come out of Pines!
But having analysed your ghastly cries I think I might have just surmised
The underlying reason why this battle’s lost with your demise!
The scene you paint, my devil’s guise, the holes alleged at which your prise
Are all calumniation and complete and utter lies!
And how can you seriously give it your all
When you’re assault’s a simulacrum and is destined to fall
Oh yes, your arguments are hollow, not a single one could fly
You simply can’t knock this high-flier out of my sky
This esoteric information that you’d like to emerge?
Well if you’re so bally desperate, have you tried a Google search?
In case you hadn’t twigged yet, in the game from which it came
It was I who took THE VIRUS and propelled it to fame
It’s the very height of anti-fun, a terrible mechanic
So incredibly unbalanced, so appallingly satanic
If you think the raving rabble here are getting out of hand
And this derailment with the phonebooth’s just distracting from the plan
Then perhaps an all-out murder epidemic’s what you need
‘cause that’s THE VIRUS in a nutshell so I daresay godspeed
It’s near impossible to handle, this infandous infection
Tags along with you at night and dirties every connection
Be you targeter or targeted there’s no place to hide
But if both parties are affected then the latter just dies
I was cagey, I’ll concede it, but I’d hoped to quash the panic
Imagine forty people screaming all so terrified and manic
I needed time in which to strategise, a day or so to dwell
If patience is a virtue then you’re set to rot to hell!
Then you question my fun? It’s the name of the game
Have you forgotten what we’re doing here – for shame!
It had been my intention, in lieu of Ix’s tunes
To entertain the needy masses with my solo kazoo!
(insert highly embarrassing kazoo solo here)
But back to this poetry brawl; I’ve put the effort in
My prose has surely evidenced I’m really quite the veteran
This whole affair to me is merely déjà vu
I didn’t get to crush granola so I’ll take it out on you
My first manoeuvre is to mention that the splendid beat I’m rocking
‘s courtesy the good professor behind the song’s whose role you’re mocking
You’re besmirching two great names with your affront so profane
I have no choice but to engage you and to bring you the pain!
I choose to fight like a gangster raptor, claws out, volume up.
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SpoilerIt's nice to know I'm perfectly fine with devoting a day and a half to this lovely kind of antic. For those keeping track at home, my "technical difficulties" were:
- I had swapped input and output around in some silly control panel and so had absolutely no idea why Audacity couldn't pick up my mic
- I accidentally the tempo on three separate occasions
- I had to rerecord the entire thing once I'd done it in, well, nine distinct sections because I was too far away from the mic
- The version I did in just one take had too many "oh fucks" and heavy breathing interludes to fix
- THAT GOGDAMN KAZOO SOLO
- Once I at last had the final version (three distinct sections; lines 1-10, 11-40 & 41-48), I forgot to unmute the introductory nattering. Twice.
Still, it worked out in the end...
The beat is borrowed from You're Invited by Professor Elemental, which is one of the two-dozen or so tracks of his that you can get the instrumental version of for a small fee. Curiously, the weird noises that begin the instrumental version don't appear in the actual track, but instead comprise the end of the previous - I kept them in anyway so as not to royally muck up my timing. All the other sound effects scattered throughout the piece were kept, mainly because I couldn't be arsed to remove them; I managed to write myself around them instead, all bar the trampoline. My only alterations were a slight increase in tempo and an extension of the pause near the end so it could fully contain the solo.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go and have a nice lie-down...
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-06-2013, 11:19 PM
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-06-2013, 11:32 PM
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SpoilerI really need to shave
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:01 AM
Well then...
You better have a damned-ass good response Pinary and you better be quick before everyone declares your response moot point.
In other news,
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:02 AM
...Ok fine
There's still one entertaining person in this game
(04-11-2014, 12:35 AM)Schazer Wrote: »pffft dingle your pringles more like hop on your popcorn (06-03-2014, 03:10 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »DON'T EDIT POSTS YOU'LL GET MODKILLED wait a minute.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:29 AM
That...that was incredible.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:45 AM
EVENT!
While the above (excellent) shenanigans proceed, Seedy yelps in pain as a blowdart is lodged in her forearm.
Day proceeds as usual, though it is now Pinary's turn to either reply or concede in the DEADLIEST GAME.
PHONE
Crowstone cannot reach the phone, as Whoosh is still sorta-jammed in there between Boogeyman and TehPilot!
The phone continues to ring.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:47 AM
Jesus God Save the Queen that was an impressive amount of work
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 01:55 AM
I'm truly entertained, MC Sruix, lovely show,
And once I'm past classwork, I'll be raring to go.
(For the moment, you see, it's to NetSec I'm tied.
Well, that and to Crypto, and to two more besides.)
So be ready for Tuesday, for that's when I'll be back,
Returned from assignments and their problems to crack.
And then I'll dig in and you'll get your response,
A tailored rejoinder for your lingua de ponce.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 02:09 AM
Vote Sruixian
Only Mafia try that hard
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 02:45 AM
/me applauds.
Do drum-roll applause-y sound on Phone Booth with sticks
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 03:02 AM
Unvote Sruixian
The joke landed, is now shipped off again
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 03:06 AM
*Luneix cries at the sheer beauty of the rap music presented today*
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 03:57 AM
Man that was pretty awesome.
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I have no words. I truly wish I did.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 04:43 AM
I did this to establish my forum presence and not be outdone by some rappers.
And to add absolutely nothing else to anyhting going on.
sit back in amazement
woah.
Probably not a zombie alchemist
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 04:43 AM
So, nobody knows what whimbie the zombrel is all about? I potatoed it but schaz didn't count that, so I'm guessing it's not a valid target. God save the queen, this whole virus thing is most confusing. Now that I understand it a little better I think I'll UNVOTE: Seastormjt and VOTE: Not the Author because of my guts. Also, since my potato didn't stick, I'll try POTATO: TehPilot this time.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 04:44 AM
also I have no idea what potatoing does and why I should or shouldn't vote for anyone.
:C
so I am confused.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 04:45 AM
Potatoing kills people.
Save an innocent life today and potato someone else.
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 05:21 AM
Elize I'm pretty sure that's just gas
TehPilot if Potatoing you doesn't work this day end is gonna be the most disappointing
Bup bup bup wha'm I forgetting... Oh, right. Unpotato, as in hindsight giving the infected an explosive would probably end up spreading the virus through the air... and, uh... Potato: Mehgamehn for having failed to die when his second post of the day failed to include the requisite codephrase.
And while we're on the subject of ill and tunes, here's another for the rave
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 05:22 AM
Oh yeah, Seedy was shot with a syringe, I think? Should we look into that, or
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 05:34 AM
(04-07-2013, 05:22 AM)Not The Author Wrote: »Oh yeah, Seedy was shot with a syringe, I think? Should we look into that, or
As Seedy's resident nemesis I vote no
But really I kinda want to know what's up with that, it doesn't seem to have killed her which is weird for this game
maybe it's poison?
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 08:52 AM
This is my feelings on the current rap battle.
And now since I am apparently shirtless and in position to do so.
Phonebooth: Take a break from amazing dancing, and answer the phone
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 09:34 AM
What's the point of being greedy
遊びは終わりだ! (3) - Anacreon, Pick Yer Poison, seastormjt
Boogeyman (1) - Btp
btp (2) - No Lynch, Akumu
GeneX (1) - SounlyParanoid
granolaman (4) - 遊びは終わりだ!, Sruixan, Pinary, Not The Author
No Lynch (1) - Seedy
Not The Author (2) - Granolaman, Elize
Palamedes (2) - Airey, Epamynondas
seastormjt (5) - GeneX, Crowstone, Whoosh!, Cyber95, Luneix
TehPilot (3) - Palamedes, Coldblooded, Agentblue
No Lynch (1) - Mathgirl277
Abstaining: Anomaly, BestTeaMaker, Bigro, Boogeyman, Chwoka, deadcrystal, Doodley, Fragowump, Leafsw0rd, Malkytop, Mehgamehn, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Piester, ProfessorLizzrd, Seawyrm, TehPilot, witterBeetles
She'd rather be poor and needy
Airey (1) - Airey
Crowstone (1) - Crowstone
deadcrystal (1) - Deadcrystal
Mehgamehn (1) - Not The Author
Sruixan (1) - SoundlyParanoid
TehPilot (13) - Granolaman, Sruixan, Mathgirl, Whoosh!, ProfessorLizzard, Cyber95, Akumu, Epamynondas, Coldblooded, Palamedes, Mehgamehn, Luneix, Elize
Abstaining: 遊びは終わりだ!, Agentblue, Anacreon, Anomaly, BestTeaMaker, Bigro, Boogeyman, btp, Chwoka, Doodley, Fragowump, GeneX, Leafsw0rd, Luneix, Malkytop, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, No Lynch, Piester, Pick Yer Poison, Pinary, Seawyrm, Seastormjt, Seedy, TehPilot, witterBeetles
She was on a bad buzz
Agenblue raps out a jaunty tune on the phone booth.
Luneix takes a seat beside Palamedes in the general vicinity of where the phonebox ain't.
Boogeyman picks up the ringing phone, and gets an earful of music. TehPilot catches strains of it, but not enough to get more than the gist of "yeah that's music" before the line goes dead.
Actual current RAVE REVIEW yeah no who're we kidding the rap battle's where it's at
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 10:29 AM
Oh.
I see what Palamedes meant now.
The phonebooth is probably bad news. The only way to save yourself is to have somebody else listen to the music.
Disentangle self and move away from: Phonebooth
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RE: MURDERFIA: DAY 2 (42/67)
04-07-2013, 12:40 PM
Firstly I'd like to thank Not The Author for his excellent contribution to the Decentralized DJ Playlist. Please direct all requests to No Lynch, broadcasting from coast to toast, every morning. To tune in, just pick up a handy boombox, tuned for your convenience. Next up: Funk
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