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10-08-2015, 06:29 AM
A thread where you post good ideas for patents.
Hey, looks like somebody owes me.
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10-08-2015, 07:03 AM
what if there was a program you could sign up to that paid you to do physical labor
or, in a less bitter-sounding way: you sign up to a gym that makes sure you attend and gives you rewards for a good workout
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.
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10-08-2015, 08:18 AM
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10-08-2015, 11:24 PM
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10-09-2015, 01:31 PM
The Nintendo Wii
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10-09-2015, 04:20 PM
i need to know who the h*ck is voting down this thread, for my money this is in the top-tier of all time hawkspace threads, up there with "trick people into looking at this great thread" and "the great thread chomp full of machomps"
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10-09-2015, 04:24 PM
good patent idea: rating this thread one star
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RE: Good patent ideas
10-09-2015, 04:27 PM
(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »good patent idea: rating this thread one star
uh, good patent idea: making this illegal
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10-09-2015, 06:28 PM
(10-09-2015, 04:27 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: » (10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: »good patent idea: rating this thread one star
uh, good patent idea: making this thread illegal
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10-09-2015, 08:48 PM
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10-09-2015, 11:49 PM
A pill that makes your penis smaller
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10-10-2015, 12:35 AM
A pill that makes your penis too large to maintain an erection
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10-10-2015, 02:55 AM
pills shaped like penises
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10-10-2015, 02:26 PM
Oh hey! It's that pill!
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10-10-2015, 11:57 PM
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10-11-2015, 02:05 PM
Patent the Heros Journey Archetype. You'll make a killing off of bad writers.
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10-13-2015, 07:06 PM
(10-08-2015, 04:56 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
Patent God, Then We'll Talk
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10-13-2015, 07:08 PM
I wish to patent The Aristocrats.
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10-21-2015, 01:16 AM
pet ants
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10-21-2015, 01:19 AM
a keyboard with little LED screens on each key, so you can change between keyboard types and the keys visually change as well
This can also let you type in emoji
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10-21-2015, 01:27 AM
a keyboard for wingdings
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10-21-2015, 02:01 AM
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10-21-2015, 02:13 AM
Soul-crushing ennui and inescapable anomie. Make a mint off the 18-34s
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10-21-2015, 02:21 AM
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