Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

hey brian

you

me

tonight


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side note: i can't wait until another one of you dies so i can write you a story :].

in the meantime, here's the 25 best (TOTALLY NOT FAKED) damn you autocorrect moments of the year. because they're totally not faked.




















































you're welcome.

Murder Sruix

Dammit Wheat, murder doesn't solve all our problems! Besides, he's MIA at Oxford now. I prefer to look my victims in the face when I stab them in the back!

Murder Sruix

Dammit Wheat, murder doesn't solve all our problems! Besides, he's MIA at Oxford now. I prefer to look my victims in the face when I stab them in the back!

Hey

Hey Granola

Did you just admit to being able to kill

You murdererer


This is my "yaaaaaaaaay looks like we've got a lynch for the day" face

Vote: Granolaman

oh my, you couldn't even muster up a gif for this like so?

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in the meantime, here's the 25 best (TOTALLY NOT FAKED) damn you autocorrect moments of the year. because they're totally not faked.




















































you're welcome.

11. BTP

/drunkmode
>Lazer cannon activated
>Target locked on

/replacementpowerson
>replace target
>???
>profit

Image hosted at tripod?

Schaz, that image exemplifies quite why I want you gone. My soul is now a quivering wreck, assailed as it was by the gouging glare and fearsome grin. Your leap upon Sir Granola is also perhaps an overreaction (who doesn't enjoy the odd spot of mindless murder every now and again?), but in a game supposed to glorify ham, who am I to judge the severity of reactions?

...and honestly, this whole husbando triangle thing wouldn't work without you here to preside over us. That would be such a shame. So for the time being, then, I'll unvote.

But now comes the tricky part - who to move my vote to? It's a decision rather deserved of pomp and circumstance; or rather, it would be had I any more than ten minutes. I'm currently eight minutes in, having read all the posts and spewed out all the above verbosity. Help.

...ack, screw it. Why take this seriously at all? Vote: Wojjan because let's face it, you always used to be scum. It's like your natural state or something, but is it still true nowadays? I dunno - let's find out.

I get the feeling I could have done better. HO HUM.

EBWOP: I am actually leaving now, hence the panicky rush to attend to all my internet affairs. Bye!

...ack, screw it. Why take this seriously at all? Vote: Wojjan because let's face it, you always used to be scum. It's like your natural state or something, but is it still true nowadays? I dunno - let's find out.

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in the meantime, here's the 25 best (TOTALLY NOT FAKED) damn you autocorrect moments of the year. because they're totally not faked.




















































you're welcome.

this both missed the point that i agree that they're stupid, and also was rude.

vote: Mirdini

OH HEY SINCE BTP HAS YET TO CHECK INTO HIS QT OR THIS THREAD HE'S OUTTA HERE AND REPLACED BY CAT DWI.

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In a world...

where I recognize someone from...
outside of the community...

BRIAN FROM FGC, I AM CALLING YOU OUT!



VOTE: ITSBRIANYAY

Pchoooo there's day end. Gimme a bit to grab some votals and I'll let you know if anyone dun got lynched.

AND THEN THERE WAS A NO LYNCH BY DEFAULT. GOD YOU GUYS. WHY CAN'T YOU LYNCH BETTER? God it's like the mafia has to do everything.

Anyway busy not bursting a blood vein elsewhere so day is over.

NIGHT WILL END FRIDAY THE 16TH AT 10 PM CST. GET YOUR ACTIONS IN.

wat.

wat.

wat.

wat.

WAT.



why is the night so long?

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Shhh, Night started no talking
Also it's not really that long, this is pretty standard for a mafia game :V
You'd think people could just send their decisions in during a 24 hour period but nope

and then day started and oh god wheat noooooooo wheat died.

so did jacquerel but he was a creepy tool.

Wheat was RUBY RHOD HERE TO MAKE THINGS FABULOUS. MURDER AND ACTION SCENES WITH UGLY AS SIN MONSTERS 'AINT FABULOUS SO HE WAS ALIGNED WITH THE TOWN.

Jacquerel was Gaston, that one dude who wanted to get in Belle's pants and went to alarmingly great lengths once more for another shot - specifically he hoped to impress her by murdering a bunch of dudes with his friends. he was part of the hamfia.

*a tap on the shoulder* "Uh sir? I think you have the reports mixed up."

Oh. So I do.

Ahem.

Wheatthins was actually Zorg, attempting to clear the path for him and his associates to get to some mysterious artifact or the other. He was very hands on in his methods - he could select the hamfia's night kill flavor - preferably one involving a lot of gun n' explosions - and would carry it out for them.

He was the mafia hitman.

Jacquerel was actually... Gaston, but he had gone on a different type of spree in order to possibly woo Belle - He was invested in using his tracking skills in order to see where people went at night - and then using that knowledge to possibly lead senselessly violent lynches of the perpetrators.

He was a tracker, aligned with the town for a spectacularly creepy reason.

"How'd they die sir?"

From what I understand - robots and explosions. A lot of robot n' explosions.

"That doesn't really answer how either died."

Shut it voice in my head.


1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. NIALLBRIAN
6. MURDERINI
7. PICK YER POISON
8. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
9. BTPCAT
10. GRANOLAMAN

With e1rror1 alive it takes err6r to lynch, and 3rror for a softlynch.

WHY DID SOMEOEN NIGHT KILL WHEAT
WHO
WHY
WHY
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO RESPONSIBLE THIS

Is that an admission of guilt? Are you claiming responsibility for this heinous crime?

How dare you! Our VERY WAY OF LIFE is at risk if we allow dangerous vigilantes to operate at night, with no oversight whatsoever! Not to mention that you might be a crazed murderer, hoping to slaughter us all.

EBWOP: So apparently smilies don't work in quotes. I guess that's a bug.

OR PERHAPS IT'S A SINISTER PLOT BY THIS FORUM'S ADMINISTRATORS!

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I must say I'm slightly relieved, in terms of ham I think I was out of my league 0:

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

He might have been evil, but he was hamtastic.