FIGHTEMS

>FIGHT 'EM

Obtain autograph.

Peek at her cards, help her opponent.

Unsurprisingly, you are spotted.



"Wdj-! What are you doing in here, kid? The ring is closed!"

> Tease her about revealing her cards to the opponent if she refuses your challenge.

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BEST GIF EVER

Um, ask when it will be opened. You don't recall seeing a sign posted that it was closed, and it wasn't locked. Guy at the ticket counter pointed you in here, in fact.

> FOYT HER.

> GET YER FITEMS OUT AND FITE.

>One of the cards in the game: Actually be a Card Fightem

>One of the cards in the game: Actually be a Card Fightem

>ALL of the cards in the game: Actually be Card Fightems

Card Fightem's > Spell out the Russian Alphabet or something

Um, ask when it will be opened. You don't recall seeing a sign posted that it was closed, and it wasn't locked. Guy at the ticket counter pointed you in here, in fact.

> I am pretty sure this is a thing that is true.

Quick, steal her cool belt somehow

Oh nooo i accidentally fanarted auuuuuugh i can't control myself

> FLIP TABLE DRAMATICALLY

Wow, Ed. That is magnificent. Thank you

> With a look of awe on your face, ask if she is the queen of bees.

> Slooooowly sink back under the table

> FOYT HER

You boldly announce your intentions to kick Henrietta's butt, and also her friend's butt if it comes to that, but mostly Henrietta's.



"Didn't you hear me, pipsqueak? This is an employees only area! The ring won't be open until my league match at 3. Go back to the arcade. And don't come back without a ticket!"



You insist!



"Are you joking? I'm a ringleader. I've got the best win-loss record in the province. Promoters fight me to get a shot at the Magnificent Two, and they're the best in the whole country. I'll wipe the floor with you, kid. Get out of here."



You won't take no for an answer! Becoming the best fight promoter in all of Fightems has been your lifelong dream since this morning.

"Look, you can't just waltz in here and demand a fight on the spot! Do you think I just sit in here all day waiting for some snotty upstart to wander in and throw down?"



You refuse to back down!



"What, did you just beat some dumb nerd or something and now you think you're ready for a league match? Give me one good reason why fighting you wouldn't be a complete waste of my time."

>"What, are you chicken?"

"You'd work out some of those anger issues."

> Henrietta's friend: Offer yourself to fight for the righteous medal/badge whatever the reward is for killing/defeating the ringleader (because you totally have one already).

> Bet Puncharelo on the outcome of the match!

BECAUSE I HAVE A LUCKY EIGHT BALL ON MY SIDE

AND IT SAYS THE FUTURE IS THAT YOU WILL FIGHT ME

"You'd work out some of those anger issues."

Just noticed Fightems is the most viewed adventure on the forum. I'm proud!

> I HAVE TWO FIGHTEMS