Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by WaveOfBabies.

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> Investigate in the hopes of finding something useful. Like ye flask.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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"I still can't believe what a smashing job we did today!"

"I still can't believe we were able to punch out the Grinch and get back in time for Santa Claus to be able to deliver us our presents!"

"I still can't believe that actually happened."

"I still can't believe that wasn't enough to get me off the naughty list!"

> Time to investigate into the volcano itself.



"What do you mean it BROKE? How the hell does a volcano BREAK?"

"I don't know! It just stopped working all of a sudden!"

"Oh, good thinking! Let's keep hitting buttons! Maybe that'll help!"

"I don't even know what I'm doing! I'm not a scientist!"



"The hell are you doing here, then?!"

"Working as a secretary's really stressful, okay? They left the records unguarded! I thought this would be a nice vacation!"



"So THIS is why you weren't able to fix the communications relay!"

"Hey, that technician had plenty of vacation days! He didn't need a relaxing break!"

"DOES THIS LOOK RELAXING TO YOU? AT ALL? IN ANY CONCEIVABLE SENSE!?"

"...m-maybe?"

"If there were anyone else around, I would ask them to PLEASE KILL ME NOW. As it is I think you'd probably just botch up the job."

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Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

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>Grab him and tell him that's a very interesting choice of words.

Originally posted on MSPA by Whimbrel.

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Just. Try and make the volcano work again. Let these guys sort out their problems on their own.

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

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Flip that switch and leave inconspicuously.

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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Look, maybe this isn't the best time. These two are clearly suffering from some sort of personal problems and emotional stress, and your intrusion is just gonna make that worse. You should just come back later, give 'em time to calm down, I think.

> Cough awkwardly.

Originally posted on MSPA by WaveOfBabies.

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> Double shoryuken. Show these two no mercy.

Originally posted on MSPA by hero122.

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"Death is currently unavailable right now, Please be held."

Originally posted on MSPA by PumpkinMan.

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Just... walk around those two. They're clearly having a serious argument. No need to bother them. You can find what you're looking for yourself.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Grab him and tell him that's a very interesting choice of words.



"Interesting choice of words."

"What the - I thought you exploded!"

"The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."

> Just. Try and make the volcano work again. Let these guys sort out their problems on their own.



"Anyway, I'm just here to fix the communications system. You two can just keep duking it out or whatever."



"Now, what's your deal?"

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Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

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First things first: take off the gloves before handling heavy machinery - you're here to fix the machine, after all.

Originally posted on MSPA by Lintire.

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Punch the machine with thoughts concentrated on fixing it. Hey, they're magical freaking gauntlets, right?

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

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Unplug everything.

Originally posted on MSPA by dragonHacker.

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Punch the machine with thoughts concentrated on fixing it. Hey, they're magical freaking gauntlets, right?

Yes. Obviously, punching things is the best way to solve any problem.

Originally posted on MSPA by zyborg.

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>FALCOON FIIIX!

Originally posted on MSPA by hero122.

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Kick it in the face!

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> First things first: take off the gloves before handling heavy machinery - you're here to fix the machine, after all.

You take off your gauntlets and lay them behind the monitor.

> Unplug everything.



You start unplugging cables. The monitor quickly shuts off.

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Originally posted on MSPA by WeaselExorcist.

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now plug them everything back in. Also, did you notice anything already unplugged?

Originally posted on MSPA by thetoastking.

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Control alt PUNCH IT IN THE CONSOLE

Originally posted on MSPA by SonicLover.

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Control alt PUNCH IT IN THE CONSOLE

We're trying to make it LESS broken!

Originally posted on MSPA by Shadow Phoenix.

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Yeah plug this and just see what happens before trying anything.

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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Sorry for the no update, I promise I'll come up with a real one soon, but I felt it was more important to bring to everyone's attention that SOPA and PIPA, internet killing bills that will shut down many of the websites we use for fun and work including facebook, wikipedia, Tumblr, and many many many other sites, is very much alive. I highly encourage you all to read up on it and write to those who quite literally have the fate of the internet in their hands.

Thank you for your time.

I echo what GenTrigger has said; however, she has phrased it much more effectively than I could have, and thus I am quoting her words on the matter in her adventure, Songs We Sing.

A real update will be coming along soon.

Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

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> But how could you have known the orange juice could do that?

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Plug everything back in.



You plug everything back in. The machine beeps, and after a few seconds the monitor turns on again.



It seems to be missing a software installation disc of some kind.

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Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

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Put in an old AOL trial CD. They've got those lying around all over the place, I'm sure.