Zoostuck 2

ask page 9

Okay, you will... wait a minute, that's this page! Oh sure, it might look like Page 8 but that's only because you're not there.

Well, let's see what Page 9 has to say.

Ask Page 1

Page 1, huh? Okay then, let's take a look.

Package that open.

>CONSUME EVERYTHING IN YOUR VICINITY.

Anything except open that package!

You heroically resort to cannibalism at the most inopportune times. People need help doing their laundry? Can't seem to find those car keys? Haven't paid the bills? Eat them eat them eat them.

You ate a dragon.

Okay, well. What you're getting from this is that you should eat everyone and everything in sight, and you definitely shouldn't open any packages, but you should package the French Open. Somehow.

This leaves two problems. First, as a page, how are you going to eat anything? Second, how are you even going to get to France to package the open? Oh, and also there's the question of how any of this is going to help you save this adventure.

Seriously, it's like Page 1 isn't even trying to help. You need a different approach.

Ask page π.

Of course! You'll ask a page that isn't visible to the normal reader and may not even exist. It's the perfect solution.

Um, where exactly are you going to look for this page?