Post making contest 2.0

This is update #71.

We tried not caring about passing rules, we tried caring about rules. Neither proved particularly effective. We need a new strategy.

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This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

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This is update #73.

I'm having a really good backrub right now.

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This is update #47.

I've just got done training this horse to perform complex manoeuvres in response to my signals.

End of dressage.

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This is update #48.

Huh. It turns out this corridor is a dead-end!

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This is update #49.

It looks like I've used up all the herbs I was growing on the back porch. Never mind!

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This is my last update.

I'm not doing this any more.

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I AM SO DONBE JSEUS CHRIST

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Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #1.

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This is update #50.

Ix wants Laser to explain to them how to find pictures of cats on the internet.

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this might help me find a cat????

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This is update #51.

"I searched 'cats?' on Google and found that." - Ix

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This is update #52.

"All the cats are gone off the internet. This sounds like the premise for a bad indie game." - Laser

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a cat?

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Beginning of downdate.

This is downdate #2.

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This is update #53.

"It's so weird hearing my voice and then... my voice?

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...help?" - me

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This is rightdate #1.

I'm sorry.

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Beginning of downdate.

Sruixan goes to bed.

This is downdate #3.

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