Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition

So a few years back, I came up with a game called Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything. It works like this:

-Two people count to three and then shout out any object at all.
-Then they argue about which of their objects wins, and observers vote on which argument is better. Whoever wins the argument wins that round.

This is a variant. Here's how it works:

-I post the name of an object.
-The next five people to post pick an object to respond to mine with. (If two people post at almost the same time, I'll expand it, but I want to try to keep things sort of reasonable.)
-Everyone argues about why their object beats mine. Whoever has the best argument is the winner, and can start the next round if they want.

I will post again in a moment with my play for the first round. Let's see how this turns out.