Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition

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Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Dragon Fogel - 03-29-2016

So a few years back, I came up with a game called Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything. It works like this:

-Two people count to three and then shout out any object at all.
-Then they argue about which of their objects wins, and observers vote on which argument is better. Whoever wins the argument wins that round.

This is a variant. Here's how it works:

-I post the name of an object.
-The next five people to post pick an object to respond to mine with. (If two people post at almost the same time, I'll expand it, but I want to try to keep things sort of reasonable.)
-Everyone argues about why their object beats mine. Whoever has the best argument is the winner, and can start the next round if they want.

I will post again in a moment with my play for the first round. Let's see how this turns out.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Dragon Fogel - 03-29-2016

Birds.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Whimbrel - 03-29-2016

BEES.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Paranoia - 03-29-2016

Stones.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - a52 - 03-29-2016

Sheep

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Reyweld - 03-29-2016

Plastic Waste

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Schazer - 03-29-2016

Acid rain

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-29-2016

Demons

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Dragon Fogel - 03-29-2016

Okay, there were six by the time I checked, so we're going with that.

So, everyone make your case for why your play beats mine.

Just to review:
Whimbrel - Bees
Para - Stones
a52 - Sheep
Reyweld - Plastic Waste
Schazer - Acid Rain
Credit - Demons

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Schazer - 03-29-2016

Demons aren't real, plastic waste is incapable of harming anyone not dumb enough to ingest it, and everything else suffers from erosion

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Reyweld - 03-29-2016

My case:

Also I up-vote stones by Paranoia.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-29-2016

(03-29-2016, 02:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Demons aren't real, plastic waste is incapable of harming anyone not dumb enough to ingest it, and everything else suffers from erosion

my rebuttal

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Reyweld - 03-29-2016

(03-29-2016, 02:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Demons aren't real, plastic waste is incapable of harming anyone not dumb enough to ingest it, and everything else suffers from erosion

Counter points:

Birds are dumb
Not all birds are birds
Demons don't need to be real to KICK THOSE BIRDS BEHINDS

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Dragon Fogel - 03-29-2016

Clarification: the argument that actually wins you the round is the one about how your choice defeats mine, namely birds.

How it would fare directly against anyone else's choice is an amusing side issue that you're welcome to explore, but I'm not awarding a win if that's all you've got.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Whimbrel - 03-29-2016

Look, I don't think I even have to explain my choice, I'm sure you've heard all about the birds and the bees from your parents, so you should know EXACTLY how this confrontation plays out, and why the victor in this senseless conflict is inevitably the bee.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Reyweld - 03-29-2016

[Image: the-birds-and-the-bees.gif]

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-29-2016

so is the bee on top or bottom

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Reyweld - 03-29-2016

I'm not sure, but they while flying

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Paranoia - 03-29-2016

I submit that you can take out two birds (as in multiple birds) with one stone.

By that logic, you can take out even more birds with two stones!

And do not think of what power you hold in your hands with ten stones.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-29-2016

wheat you are NOT HELPING

(03-29-2016, 03:07 AM)Paranoia Wrote: »And do not think of what power you hold in your hands with ten stones.

it's called juggling. and it's a very dangerous form of martial arts.

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - a52 - 03-29-2016

Sheep are bigger than birds

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Loather - 03-29-2016

the rock johnson

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - Whimbrel - 03-29-2016

(03-29-2016, 03:12 AM)Wheat Wrote: »
(03-29-2016, 02:50 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Look, I don't think I even have to explain my choice, I'm sure you've heard all about the birds and the bees from your parents, so you should know EXACTLY how this confrontation plays out, and why the victor in this senseless conflict is inevitably the bee.

there's a group of birds called bee-eaters.

Filthy perverts

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - btp - 03-29-2016

How many birds are we talking about here? Schazer's comment about erosion might still come into play.

"See this valley boy? It took millions of years and countless generations of disoriented birds slamming their soft feathery bodies against the mountainside to form the place we now call home."

RE: Rock-Paper-Scissors-Everything: Group Edition - ICan'tGiveCredit - 03-29-2016

i'm pretty sure whimbrel was referring to beaters. Which are very useful in cooking. Y'know who cooks well? Demons. There are campside fires everywhere where they live. They've developed a talent for cuisine far beyond that of birds and their worms.