Zoostuck 3

put on your glasses

What a silly suggestion. You may have a visual disability, but you're still a gnome and so of course you have three full glasses of gnome ale balanced on your head whenever you go out in public. The only reason you would take them off would be to drink the gnome ale, and you are not so wildly irresponsible as to drink and drive.

That train of thought is interrupted by a very loud sound, not unlike a car crashing. You wonder what it could be.

You are now the man from Porlock again. A gnome has just run you over, which is pretty impressive considering you were in a third-story hotel room. You are in extreme pain, but you also smell a customer. Seriously, when's the last time that gnome took a bath?

Regardless, it is clear that the pain coursing through your body is a secondary concern to selling this gnome a phone. How are you going to do that?