Zoostuck 3

> put dancing chick in sandwich and eat

While that would prevent the problem, it would also be a gross violation of your principles. Chicken tastes awful! Oh, and also you'd probably get kicked out of the dance troupe. Besides, you already finished your lunch.

But maybe your big mouth can help you out here after all, and you don't mean by explaining your mysterious reasons for wanting to stay in prison to your partner. This Third Person is a dancer, after all. Maybe if you bite everybody's legs, they won't be able to dance, and any audition will be a failure.

You promptly bite the legs of the nearest prisoner.

You are now the nearest prisoner. An alligator is currently biting your leg. What are you going to do about this?