EXISTIFY; the play

[REYWELD enters stage left.]
REYWELD: *timid whisper* Hello? Can anyone hear me? I think I'm trapped inside the internet.

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Codeword "Zoogal"
send to start of hunt to receive link to reward.

Dark spectral arms reach out, and in a matter of seconds Reyweld is cast back into stage left, into the darkness, never to be heard from again

Credit enters with a pickaxe, and bludgeons Reyweld to death and delivers a lesson to the audience, "We're all trapped in the Internet

How do you know? Have you checked for any signs of wildlife? Trolls? Lolcats?

REYWELD: Well, I did see something like this:
[REYWELD lifts up a picture as seen below:]

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Hmm, you MIGHT be trapped in the RAISIN ZONE. Have you scouted the area for more anthropomorphic dried fruits?

I am peering out from the stage curtains now. Yes, it does seem like there is some sort of organized raisin society.


There is only ten of them this time. Should I make a run for it, or remain behind these curtains?

Be careful. Two of them appear completely identical. There might be a raisin cloning facility nearby.

Alternatively, one of the two may be a doppelganger, and by exposing it you can earn the trust and respect of the raisins.

I am no longer taking any chances. Currently hiding behind rock backstage. Requesting assistance of the rescuing variety. Raisins are pileing up.

Rock Backstage: introduce yourself

ROCK: I am ROCK. I am so lonely, and deaf-blind. I've been sitting back here for 12 years, and this is the first time someone wanted to introduce me. Thank you, kind soul. Thank you.

Yeah, we're all kind souls here, aren't we?

*eats rock*

Aren't we? *shrugs*

Dammit credit! You ate my hiding spot. What am I supposed to do now, pretend to be curtains?

I guess it's.............

CURTAINS for you!!!!!

haha grape to see you

(that is what i am saying, to the raisins)

Update: Loather is approaching the raisons. They are now talking to them... wait no! Loather is conspiring with them. How could I be so blind before, Loather is one of them!

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SHIT. EVASIVE MANEUVERS.
We're going to need to go beyond stage left. It's the only way.

they attacked you 4no raisin

kill her

they attacked you 4no raisin

kill her

Yes kill the raisin offender

Guys stop raisin your voices I'm trying to hide.

I think I've found a solution:

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With any luck, they'll cancel each other out.

The golden raisins are thrown onto the brown raisins. A swirling raisin vortex opens, and a goddess of old crawls out.



SUN MAIDEN: Who dares summon me using the ancient ways of sacrifice?
REYWELD: *Cowers behind curtain*

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It was him. *points to SeaWyrm* kill him.

haha yeah sacrificing peeps is pretty outdated now, around here we much prefer to snackrifice *chows down on some slim jims*