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EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-10-2014

[REYWELD enters stage left.]
REYWELD: *timid whisper* Hello? Can anyone hear me? I think I'm trapped inside the internet.

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RE: EXISTIFY; the play - ICan'tGiveCredit - 12-10-2014

Dark spectral arms reach out, and in a matter of seconds Reyweld is cast back into stage left, into the darkness, never to be heard from again

Credit enters with a pickaxe, and bludgeons Reyweld to death and delivers a lesson to the audience, "We're all trapped in the Internet

How do you know? Have you checked for any signs of wildlife? Trolls? Lolcats?

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-10-2014

REYWELD: Well, I did see something like this:
[REYWELD lifts up a picture as seen below:]
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RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Lankie - 12-10-2014

Hmm, you MIGHT be trapped in the RAISIN ZONE. Have you scouted the area for more anthropomorphic dried fruits?

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-10-2014

I am peering out from the stage curtains now. Yes, it does seem like there is some sort of organized raisin society.
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There is only ten of them this time. Should I make a run for it, or remain behind these curtains?

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Dragon Fogel - 12-10-2014

Be careful. Two of them appear completely identical. There might be a raisin cloning facility nearby.

Alternatively, one of the two may be a doppelganger, and by exposing it you can earn the trust and respect of the raisins.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-11-2014

I am no longer taking any chances. Currently hiding behind rock backstage. Requesting assistance of the rescuing variety. Raisins are pileing up.
[Image: China_black_raisin_black_currant20118181131132.jpg]

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Schazer - 12-11-2014

Rock Backstage: introduce yourself

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-11-2014

ROCK: I am ROCK. I am so lonely, and deaf-blind. I've been sitting back here for 12 years, and this is the first time someone wanted to introduce me. Thank you, kind soul. Thank you.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - ICan'tGiveCredit - 12-11-2014

Yeah, we're all kind souls here, aren't we?

*eats rock*

Aren't we? *shrugs*

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-11-2014

Dammit credit! You ate my hiding spot. What am I supposed to do now, pretend to be curtains?

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Schazer - 12-11-2014

I guess it's.............

CURTAINS for you!!!!!

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Loather - 12-11-2014

haha grape to see you

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Loather - 12-11-2014

(that is what i am saying, to the raisins)

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-11-2014

Update: Loather is approaching the raisons. They are now talking to them... wait no! Loather is conspiring with them. How could I be so blind before, Loather is one of them!
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RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Lankie - 12-11-2014

SHIT. EVASIVE MANEUVERS.
We're going to need to go beyond stage left. It's the only way.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Dalmationer - 12-17-2014

they attacked you 4no raisin

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - OrangeAipom - 12-20-2014

kill her

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - ICan'tGiveCredit - 12-21-2014

(12-17-2014, 04:29 PM)Dalmationer Wrote: »they attacked you 4no raisin
(12-20-2014, 03:01 AM)Geoluhread Wrote: »kill her

Yes kill the raisin offender

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-21-2014

Guys stop raisin your voices I'm trying to hide.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - SeaWyrm - 12-23-2014

I think I've found a solution:
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With any luck, they'll cancel each other out.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Reyweld - 12-24-2014

The golden raisins are thrown onto the brown raisins. A swirling raisin vortex opens, and a goddess of old crawls out.

[Image: Sun%20Maid%20God.png]

SUN MAIDEN: Who dares summon me using the ancient ways of sacrifice?
REYWELD: *Cowers behind curtain*

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - OTTO - 12-24-2014

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RE: EXISTIFY; the play - ICan'tGiveCredit - 12-24-2014

It was him. *points to SeaWyrm* kill him.

RE: EXISTIFY; the play - Kitet - 12-24-2014

haha yeah sacrificing peeps is pretty outdated now, around here we much prefer to snackrifice *chows down on some slim jims*