I'll answer questions you don't ask.

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I'll answer questions you don't ask.
#1
I'll answer questions you don't ask.
This is a terrible idea and I have no idea why I'm doing it.
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#2
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
How far are we going?
How long will we be gone?
Should I bring my PJs?
Should I bring my kids?
What's expected of us?
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#3
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
haha, no question about it
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#4
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
Do you have the time?
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#5
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
Quote:Which way is Norway?

Well, it's not this way and it's not that way. You might say it's neither way.

Quote:What happens if someone asks a question you answered already?

They will get a full refund of the zero dollars and zero cents they paid to ask me a question that I wouldn't answer. They will also be fined for a total of zero dollars and zero cents for trying to game the system.

Quote:Why are you doing this?

I have no idea, it was probably just a spur-of-the-moment thing.

Quote:Is this a stupid question?

There are no stupid questions, except that one.
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#6
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
What happens if someone asks a question you answered already?
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#7
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
What will happen if we ask a rhetorical question?
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#8
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chwoka already did this thread. you're a sell out
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#9
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Fogel bought the forumitian rights to making threads like this one. So technically, Chwoka is the sell-out. So complain to him. Maybe even foreclose on his house. He doesn't need it. Wait. I'm not sure he has a house. Maybe dig a hole in the ground and call it Chw- oh. Idea: Sever Chwoka's limbs and tap them to to Dragon Fogel's door. And then foreclose on Fogel's house. Heheheh, that'll teach Chwoka not to have his limbs attached like that.
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#10
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
stop pandering to the man.
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#11
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
What are some examples of questions and their answers?
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#12
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

Yeah, it is.

Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

Yes, but not that green.

Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

Ew. Definitely not.

Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

Yeah, the orange ones are underripe.

Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

Yes, we take environmental impact seriously around here.

Quote:Is it supposed to be green?

What even is that. What even is that.

I think whether it's green or not is the least of your problems.
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#13
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
Is it supposed to be green?
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#14
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What is love?
Local pidgeonmancer
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#15
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
Because?
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#17
RE: I'll answer questions you don't ask.
where is my beautiful house and my beautiful wife?
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