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Pick Yer Poison · 08-08-2011, 08:42 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

Look, a mirror!

**OTTO** · 08-09-2011, 01:13 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

Pick Yer Poison Wrote:Look, a mirror!

I look so handsome.

**OTTO** · 08-10-2011, 12:22 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Shadow Phoenix.

Thanks for the mirror, it was useful.
>the guys seems a douche but you're lost in a another dimension featuring a giant EVIL EYE. Listen if they give some interesting info.
>Chick : use your... charm to bait the green into telling you what this place is

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**OTTO** · 08-11-2011, 02:59 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Hecthur.

This is a good adventure.

Pick Yer Poison · 08-11-2011, 07:11 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Get urchin to open hatemail. Stand well back.

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"Well, as long as you're here, you might as well open that bag of hate--I mean, fanmail."

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"I am--"

"Who the hell are you?"

"I am Hollum, the--"

"What the hell are you?"

"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of--"

"Who sent you?"

"The right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I'm here to--"

"What are you doing in my castle?"

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"WILL YOU LET ME FINISH A SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE WITHOUT INTERRUPTING!?"

"Cripes, you don't need to shout."

"I am Hollum, the right hand demon of Lord Tauron. I snuck into this bag of hatemail--"

"Fanmail!"

"AGAIN WITH THE INTERRUPTING! I snuck into this bag of some kind of mail in order to deliver a message from Lord Tauron himself."

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"Hand over the newcomers or your kingdom will be assimilated."

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"Wait, WHAT!?"

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Dragon Fogel · 08-11-2011, 07:40 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>Beat that thing up.

**OTTO** · 08-11-2011, 08:19 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

Join them. It'll be totally unexpected.

Not The Author · 08-11-2011, 10:09 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

Yeah, go with the demon. It's basically the fastest way to get your beat-the-shit-out-of-other-things on.

Also, the implication that this asshole prince is in charge of you irks you to no end.

**OTTO** · 08-11-2011, 11:55 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Ouroboros.

> Man-man: Defeat the demon through the ancient demon banishing ritual of yo mama jokes

**OTTO** · 08-12-2011, 02:31 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Chaos Kiwi.

> Man-man: Challenge it to a battle of wits with the most impossible game ever... BATTLESHIP.

Pick Yer Poison · 08-15-2011, 08:22 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Beat that thing up.

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Seriously. What right does this thing have to--

> Go with the demon. It's basically the fastest way to get your beat-the-shit-out-of-other-things on.

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...that is a very valid point.

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"If I join you, can I beat stuff up?"

"Beating stuff up is one of the things you could do, yes."

"Great, then I'm game."

"...huh. I was under the impression that this would be a lot more difficult."

> Also, the implication that this asshole prince is in charge of you irks you to no end.

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"What the heck are you doing!? He's the BAD GUY!"

"You're not in charge of me! I can make my own decisions!"

"I'm the king! That means I'm in charge!"

"Not of me you're not!"

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"I think he's right, Man-man. Aren't demons supposed to be evil?"

"That prick killed that orphan's parents! What makes you so sure he's better?"

"I just have a bad feeling about that demon, okay?"

"So you're taking his side."

"Only because I think he's right!"

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"Then I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. Hollum, let's get out of here."

"With pleasure."

"Wait!"

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You are now COOL CHICK.

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"I--"

"There is nothing you can say right now that will make this any less disastrous."

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"Who the hell is calling me now, of all times? It better be important."

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"Good news, Cool Chick! I've figured out how to bring you and Man-man back into our dimension! Each of you has a unique dimensional aura that I can track with the teleporter. It's not very strong, but if you both stand close together, the combined aura should be strong enough for the teleporter to lock on to."

"...we just have to stand next to each other?"

"Correct. It's quite lucky, actually; I was worried it would be something much more difficult."

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Dammit.

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**OTTO** · 08-15-2011, 08:24 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Chwoka.

Ask the prince if he knows or knows about that demon guy, and where he might be if so.

Dragon Fogel · 08-15-2011, 08:27 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Dragon Fogel.

>Hey, that demon said "newcomers". So chances are they'll be sending another one over soon enough and then you can grudgingly go along, find that idiot, and then stick near him until you go home.

Not The Author · 08-15-2011, 11:26 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Not The Author.

King must know- scratch that, Minister must know where you could start looking for whatever hideout these demon guys have, and/or a way to beat them. Say, do they have an armory around here? Metal gauntlets or something like that could probably boost your martial arts.

Anomaly · 08-16-2011, 02:19 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Anomaly.

Ask why he couldn't just teleport both of you one at a time. After all, he can track both of you, can't he?

**OTTO** · 08-16-2011, 11:31 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by TobiasMoon.

Man-Man > Have actually done the right thing
King > Be secretly Evil

**OTTO** · 08-20-2011, 06:01 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by imadaman.

>King: Continue being evil which you never stopped
>Demon: Be some weird demon that opposes the evil king

**OTTO** · 08-30-2011, 12:12 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.

>man-man: Meet the nega-king.

**OTTO** · 09-10-2011, 11:18 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Skelatox.

Oven Wrote:>man-man: Meet the nega-king.

>Nega-King: Anticlimactically get along well with King, and come out of this whole situation as close friends.

Pick Yer Poison · 09-11-2011, 10:15 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

> Ask the prince if he knows or knows about that demon guy, and where he might be if so.

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"King, who was that?"

"Well, uh..."

> King must know- scratch that, Minister must know where you could start looking for whatever hideout these demon guys have, and/or a way to beat them.

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"Actually...Minister, who was that?"

"Brr, I'm freezing from that cold shoulder."

"That was Hollum, the right-hand demon of Lord Tauron."

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"Boy, are you helpful."

"I'm not done yet! Lord Tauron is the ruler of a rival kingdom, resting on one of the islands below us. And he is absolutely, unequivocally..."

> Man-man: Meet the nega-king.

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"...evil."

"I see. We'll have to get Cool Chick away from him, then."

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"Say, where's this Lord Tauron guy, anyway? Can he help?"

"Lord Tauron left this dimension many, many years ago, to our dismay. He was the only one we knew of who could oppose his son."

"Wait, King's Tauron's son?"

"Of course. Why else would he be a king? His dad was one."

"But I thought that kings and lords were two different classes in medieval England. Why would having your father be a lord make you a king?"

"You're thinking about it too hard."

> Say, do they have an armory around here? Metal gauntlets or something like that could probably boost your martial arts.

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"Say, do you have an armory or something around here? I'm not much of a weapons gal, but I could definitely benefit from some kind of gauntlets or something."

"Certainly. Let me show you where it is."

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"It's just in here--blast, metal termites again!? Great, they've eaten almost everything."

"What, are my choices limited to a quarterstaff, a bow, and a pair of batons? Seriously?"

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**OTTO** · 09-11-2011, 10:17 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Pharmacy.

>Strap bow to quarterstaff. Make quarterbow.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2011, 10:19 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Shadow Phoenix.

Quarterstaff!

>Man man : ask what the issue with Tauron son is. Is there one eviler than other ?

**OTTO** · 09-11-2011, 11:37 AM

Originally posted on MSPA by Oven.

>Combine them altogether to make something incredibly stupid

Anthano Zasalla · 09-11-2011, 12:06 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Anthano Zasalla.

The batons. It's like dual-wielding crowbars.

**OTTO** · 09-11-2011, 12:24 PM

Originally posted on MSPA by Skelatox.

Anthano Zasalla Wrote:The batons. It's like dual-wielding crowbars.

>Man-Man: Get ye guantlets.