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Oh my gosh!
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> What the heckeroonie is that?!
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>Is that a FLYING ATTACK SQUIRREL?
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Oh, those sweet words~

I knew it! It must be you!
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Yo. What's shaking?
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What'cher prob, lady? We only ever Are if there's probs. |:I
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(Did one of them just...!)

You just addressed me?! This is like a dream come true! ... E-er um I'm doing well! It's a very... very nice day out! How, eeeh, are y-you?

... P-problem? O-oh I'm sorry I guess I'm just a bit flustered. I didn't expect any of you to ever show up here...!
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> So what're you doing in these parts, anyway?
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>What's your name, miss? And where is "here"?
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>Dance! Dance for our amusement!
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W-wow, that's a lot of people!

Uh, here? Here is here... I don't know, what am I supposed to say? It's, er, a pretty quiet town. I've lived here my whole life. Tables don't wait themselves, y'know? Everyone's gotta do their part.

Muh-my name? I- oh geez, this is so... eeeeeh- I don't have a name. Did you want to, uhh, rather, do any of you want anything? D- a dance!? I- no really, I can't. I-I'm so sorry!
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Yeah, I'll take a gin and tonic.

So I don't get it. Were you looking for us, or are we looking for you?
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I choose to ignore all societal norms and immediately ask probing questions, because THAT'S HOW I ROLL.

You like being a waitress, or just do it because you have to? Got any friends? How'd you hear about us?
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> Wanna grab some drinks? You know, hang out? You can't wait tables all your life, take a break!

> So what's life like?
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
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We could give you a name if you'd like. You look like a Joanne to me.
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Your name shall be Camelia Stelymes. Probably. If that's a good name or something.
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Aw, don't be so nervous! We're friendly.

Just relax a little. Pull up a chair and sit down. Can we get you anything to drink?
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I'M GONNA CALL YOU MIRIAM
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Can I call you Dottie?
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
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'Spect this t'go on fer a while, lady. Probably best if ya picked one fer yerself, save us some confusion later. Person'ly a fan of Camelia, but 'sup t'you.
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L-leave? I can't just... eeer, Sit down? No, I've got to- uu-uhh...! A n-nuh...n-name? Well I I guess I Um that's a good n- eeehh. Oh! A gin and tonic? Right away, miss!

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They wanted to give me a name! It was... Dahlia? Josie? Oh dear...

B-but I shouldn't be worrying about that! I've got a drink to deliver!
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Hey. Which way's the bathroom?

Oh, also. Could I get an order of hot wings?
#23
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Oooh, whatcha distilling back there?
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We can still see you, you know?

What's in the cupboard, the heavily locked one?
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Hey.

Hey lady.

Lady do you have the key to that great big lock?

Also Dalia is a very pretty name c: