Shutdown Showdown - END GAME (?????/17 live)

Kieros did not pick ANY of the threads that he started for this game.

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Vote: Kieros

That is indeed some interesting trivia.
Vote: Kieros

kieros what have you done

Wait, maybe it's a trap.
Vote: No launch

I dream of a better future than this one. A future wherein we can exist deep in our subconscious, where we don't have to think about the outside world-- a future wherein we may drift to sleep, once, and forevermore.

We are all friends here, but if my head must hang according to David the Dreamseer's words, I will help you from beyond the grave.

Vote: No Lunch and No Lynch

hello there i'm a ruler of a fair, unseen thread, what have u got for me to buy.

My mind runs wild, thinking of what you might have for purchase!

Do you take... more cerebral forms of currency?

No lunch?? But I packed all these finger sandwiches for you guys...!

Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside lunch but you.

Indeed it's time. We all have laid aside lunch but you.

I eat no lunch.

I eat no lunch.

No lunch? No lunch?!

It seems clear to me that a52 is Kieros.

I vote for abstainance

Won't Someone think of the children?
There are way too many already!

Hi! I'm Schazer and I can give people an additional wincon if theirs sucks or is unteamfriendly. Let me know if anyone's interested!

(Also Lordly it's generally considered bad form to edit your posts in a mafialike game, so avoid doing that with future posts!)

I lowkey want to but you know what, I'M READY FOR A CHALLENGE. GIDDY UP CHALLENGE WERE GOING PLACES

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vote: no lunch farewell

Hello fellow cool kids who wants to be saved from eternal damnation

*sets up a roadside stand

Yee haw. I got me some tonics 'n' contraptions with me. We're gonna have a rootin' tootin point-n-shootin' time. Welcome to the Zachary Taylor Memorial Traveling House of Curiosities, and we're open for business!

Ooh, what a good idea! I'd like to buy some of your curiosities. Are any of them patented?

"Who's Gonna Die" Votes
Reyweld (1) - a52
Kieros (5) - Myeth, Robottobt, awkwardCarapace, Joe Starman, Robust Laser,
awkwardCarapace (1) - Kieros
No Lynch/Lunch (5) - Gatr, Justice Watch, SeaWyrm, kilozombie, wiltingMyosotis
Dedicated Abstinence (1) - Lordlyhour

Abstaining (4) - Wheat, Schazer, Mirdini, Superficial

ah, but can the snake remember every cheap minute of its life?

Hi! I'm Schazer and I can give people an additional wincon if theirs sucks or is unteamfriendly. Let me know if anyone's interested!

If somehow I survive the day (which honestly doesn't seem likely), can I take you up on that? I need to interact with more people than there are in the game, which... well... is kinda hard.

Now I say, I say, I don't want y'allsmt to misunderstand, y'hear? I've got some patents, but that's only because here in the COWBOY ZONE, we've'st gots only the most effective patent medicines. Cure your Brain Fever or your dyptheria with a yellow mush, no sterilization used! Get you a vessel of grain, so you can loaf it when you're horsin' on the move! Also got a contraption called a "bicycle" that hasn't even been invented yet here in the wild west, that puffs out a gas that'll set your syphilitic mind right how, healthy as smokin' a fine old pinch of tobacckey! And the best thing of all, a FIRE. Everyone knows the "fire cure" is the best darn tootin run of the pick of the pack of the bunch when it comes to gettin' rid of sickness.

I also have a fryin' pan if anyone wants it. someone take it. and

I'd like to buy a bicycle, please. How much?

Now I say, I say, I don't want y'allsmt to misunderstand, y'hear? I've got some patents, but that's only because here in the COWBOY ZONE, we've'st gots only the most effective patent medicines. Cure your Brain Fever or your dyptheria with a yellow mush, no sterilization used! Get you a vessel of grain, so you can loaf it when you're horsin' on the move! Also got a contraption called a "bicycle" that hasn't even been invented yet here in the wild west, that puffs out a gas that'll set your syphilitic mind right how, healthy as smokin' a fine old pinch of tobacckey! And the best thing of all, a FIRE. Everyone knows the "fire cure" is the best darn tootin run of the pick of the pack of the bunch when it comes to gettin' rid of sickness.

I also have a fryin' pan if anyone wants it. someone take it. and

Hiss.

I'd like some bicycle action.

I can give you a wonderful, sweet dream tonight-- in exchange for priority on that bicycle. I know you'll understand.

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Seriously kilozombie, what the hell? I called the bicycle first. You and your weird dreams and nightmares can back right off.