Post making contest 6.0

reyweld complies with rules.

reyweld complies with rules.

reyweld complies with rules.

reyweld complies with rules.

reyweld complies with rules.

qwerx3 plays online Civ5 with another online community
aka qwerx3 tries to emulate Sruixan's updates and fails miserably

• Ok, so person E is going to join late, so let's just start a Pitboss game without them
  
• Player D's 2nd game of Civ5
  
• Warrior gets upgrade from hut, nice
  
• Have to spend two upgrades healing spearman, less nice
  
• Player B loses a very early settler to barbs on turn 20
  
• I have not found a single city-state yet. I'm Venice.
  
• Is it just me or is this continent really huge?
  
• Hey look a city-state
  
• There are 7 city-states on my continent.
  
• Oh wait why is this on Standard? We have four people.
  
• Person E arrives. Why are there no AI's in this game? Whoops. A+ hosting
  
• Ok so we have four player civs in a Standard size map, on Standard speed. This is going to be a slow game.
  
• Player B finishes Pyramids, ok so that early settler was from Liberty
  
• Meet player C about the same time they scout me
  
• End up buying a worker, start constructing library into Great Library, research Philosophy
  
• GOT GREAT LIBRARY TWO TURNS AHEAD OF PLAYER B, take Drama and Poetry
  
• Oh, I should probably have taken Aristocracy first.
  
• Player C: I'm going to win
  
• Meanwhile player C is sending an undefended settler towards Mt. Sinai
  
• Hey look at that barb camp next to it
  
• RIP settler
  
• At this point I'm feeling pretty fortunate that I don't have any settlers to lose to barbarians.
  
• Player B: I'M GETTING TERRACOTTA ARMY IN 2 TURNS
  
• They're on a continent with Player D, and has told me that they're not planning on attacking them...
  

And then we restarted a new game 102 turns after the old one.

Different computers have different images for Kieros' octopus cultist friends, post what you see if you want because I am The Curious

Passes rule 5

This is what I see on the laptop:


Unfortunately chromebooks don't have the print screen feature, so I couldn't capture those beauties.

This might be of help for your octopus cultist catalogue. Unless if you have Windows 8.1 (which I do), in which it's that one below. Also I should update that to squiddies soon because Unicode 9.0 support was recently added for 8.1, although it's really funny because some of them are messed up. Like the thing that's supposed to be a fencer looks like a drum and drumsticks, which is a 9.0 emoji but apparently doesn't have one assigned.

Oh, and also this post passes rule 5

I'm going to say that this technically fails 3, but passes 5.

Passes rule 1a

Passes rule 3

Passes rule 3

Passes no rules!

Passes no rules!

Passes no rules!

reyweld complies with rules.

Passes no rules, though 3's failing is technical

reyweld complies with rules.

Passes rule 3

reyweld complies with rules.

Passes no rules!

reyweld complies with rules.

Passes no rules!

reyweld complies with rules.

Passes rule 1a

This is a good post, and it passes rules 3 and 5. I'd let it pass rule 5 a second time for being so good, but that's not allowed, sadly.

qwerx3 plays online Civ5 with another online community
aka qwerx3 tries to emulate Sruixan's updates and fails miserably

• Ok, so person E is going to join late, so let's just start a Pitboss game without them
  
• Player D's 2nd game of Civ5
  
• Warrior gets upgrade from hut, nice
  
• Have to spend two upgrades healing spearman, less nice
  
• Player B loses a very early settler to barbs on turn 20
  
• I have not found a single city-state yet. I'm Venice.
  
• Is it just me or is this continent really huge?
  
• Hey look a city-state
  
• There are 7 city-states on my continent.
  
• Oh wait why is this on Standard? We have four people.
  
• Person E arrives. Why are there no AI's in this game? Whoops. A+ hosting
  
• Ok so we have four player civs in a Standard size map, on Standard speed. This is going to be a slow game.
  
• Player B finishes Pyramids, ok so that early settler was from Liberty
  
• Meet player C about the same time they scout me
  
• End up buying a worker, start constructing library into Great Library, research Philosophy
  
• GOT GREAT LIBRARY TWO TURNS AHEAD OF PLAYER B, take Drama and Poetry
  
• Oh, I should probably have taken Aristocracy first.
  
• Player C: I'm going to win
  
• Meanwhile player C is sending an undefended settler towards Mt. Sinai
  
• Hey look at that barb camp next to it
  
• RIP settler
  
• At this point I'm feeling pretty fortunate that I don't have any settlers to lose to barbarians.
  
• Player B: I'M GETTING TERRACOTTA ARMY IN 2 TURNS
  
• They're on a continent with Player D, and has told me that they're not planning on attacking them...
  

And then we restarted a new game 102 turns after the old one.

Passes no rules!

Huh. So the microsoft cultist is the best cultist. Good to know. I may or may not use that website for future posts.

Edit: Also I'm glad you like it. I was thinking about how cool Kaynato's "glitch" post(s) were and so I made my own.

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