Post making contest 3.0

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This is the best thing I have ever drawn.

SOME PIG

Ace wax quartz
Bid junk flops
Cloth mage win

This is update #139.

"Do you think lubrication would make an explosion have a larger radius?" - a thing Shredded just said.

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This post passes rules 5.

make this a meme so i can win at a game

Hyderabad, Russia

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

you can't just make things a meme by saying they're a meme, that's not how memes work

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

fine, BRUSSELS, Russia

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

fine, BRUSSELS, Russia

Brussia

This post passes rule 5.

you can't just make things a meme by saying they're a meme, that's not how memes work

Yeah, you say they're a meme when someone asks what the hot new meme is, that's how memes work.

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

This is update #140.

"If selling myself on Craigslist is a sustainable way of making a living, then so be it." - I may or may not have said this out loud.

End of message.

This post passes rule 5.

Hyderabad, yes! I was so happy when the Sunrisers won the RUSSIAN Premier League.
Theoretical question for you Akumu. Were you to have posted the text of the second rule 1 compliant posts in place of the first one (ie: Post 5720 and Post 5893 both read "It's been a full day..." and so on), would either case of that text pass rule 1?

This post passes rule 3. No comment

worth it

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

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a

This post passes rules 4 and 5.

Looks like it's time to figure out rule 1.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

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This post passes rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

This post passes rule 2 and 5.

This is the best thing I have ever drawn.

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

SOME PIG

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

Ace wax quartz
Bid junk flops
Cloth mage win

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

damn

dog lazy the over jumped fox brown quick A

here's some more things to judge aks

posts and things i dunno

what the fuck is rule one?

damn

This post passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

dog lazy the over jumped fox brown quick A

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

here's some more things to judge aks

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

posts and things i dunno

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

what the fuck is rule one?

This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

WHAT THE FUCK IS RULE ONE

WHAT THE FUCK IS RULE ONE

THIS POST PASSES RULES 3, 4, AND 5.

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This post passes rules 3, 4, and 5.

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aks is real tired

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Rule One is unknown currently.
Rule Two is uniform wordcount.
Rule Three is alphabetical order.
Rule Four is also organizational.
Rule Five is Twitter compliance.

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Note: That was my attempt to fail rule 1 so hard that it loops back around into passing. I don't think it will work, and it probably wouldn't have passed had I done the opposite, but I had to try because it makes a great shitpost for the shitpost making contest.

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