Post making contest 2.0

second

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

fecund

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5.

fear sear wear

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

chips

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5.

snows

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

Wasn't that pleasantly symmetric?

EDIT: also, probably only one more judgement tonight, sometime in the next half an hour or so.

inky

blinky

it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

I know I didn't need to bold that, but I figured, why not.

it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

Wait, that's a new meme?

screaming into the endless void has been popular for a while i admit but it's only now that it has attained coveted meme status

Fremp: The Other Weird Dog

the hot new meme: aks constructing a post that's gonna blow your fucking socks off

i swear to god wheat if you're gonna launch a coup don't do so with innaccurate terminology, rule 6 is the secret no flattery rule. if you're gonna depose sruix at least call it operation rules heaven or something cool like that

Flattery is a violation of secret rule six.

here's the evidence: rule six is a classic post making contest backburner meme circa page 4

How about, Operation Buckle Up Mother Fuckers?

inky

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5.

blinky

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

I support this meme, but this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

I know I didn't need to bold that, but I figured, why not.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

it's time for the hot new meme: screaming into the endless void

Wait, that's a new meme?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

screaming into the endless void has been popular for a while i admit but it's only now that it has attained coveted meme status

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Fremp: The Other Weird Dog

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

i have just signed legislation outlawing sruixan

Rule 6 commences in 10 minutes

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. In 10 minutes time, I will be in bed, so I guess that counts as "outlawing" me?

i swear to god wheat if you're gonna launch a coup don't do so with innaccurate terminology, rule 6 is the secret no flattery rule. if you're gonna depose sruix at least call it operation rules heaven or something cool like that

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst being factually accurate. If come the end of this, however, we introduce the secret rule 7 of "sruix is never allowed to run a ruleset ever again", then that would be fine by me...

Flattery is a violation of secret rule six.

here's the evidence: rule six is a classic post making contest backburner meme circa page 4

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

How about, Operation Buckle Up Mother Fuckers?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Anyway, goodnight all! Don't stress yourselves too much whilst I'm asleep...

oh bloody hell you managed to make two posts in the time it took for mine to process

hold tight folks

oh i didn't know it was thread lore.

in that case i go with the original idea of Option Z (the unposted letter)

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

How I more I known? Know fun! Attack beyond!

WELL SHIT THIS POST BREAKS RULE 4 AND NOTHING MORE.

The Z Aint a postd character

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

oh bloody hell you managed to make two posts in the time it took for mine to process

hold tight folks

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4. I swear I wasn't trying to pass rule 5 when I wrote this; I was trying to go to bed...

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

OH WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BURN THIS THREAD TO THE GROUND

I worked so hard on that post Sruixan

Sruixan it was a masterpiece

Okay so at least I am pretty sure I know what Rule 5 is.

I CAN'T BELIEVE AKUMU WON, THE CONTEST IS OVER AND SRUIXAN IS DEAD NOW.

how i more i known know fun attack beyond

now I hold

a

tight folksongs to bellow

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

This post breaks rules 1, 3 and 5, whilst expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

OH WHAT THE FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT BURN THIS THREAD TO THE GROUND

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, whilst also expressing an extremely relatable sentiment.

I worked so hard on that post Sruixan

I can tell! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Sruixan it was a masterpiece

It isn't quite, though! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

akumu gets a "close enough" win

It really is shockingly close! Thematically speaking, Akumu was only 0.166 points away from winning (he says, giving a complete non-hint). This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Okay so at least I am pretty sure I know what Rule 5 is.

That's good to hear! This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, though.

I CAN'T BELIEVE AKUMU WON, THE CONTEST IS OVER AND SRUIXAN IS DEAD NOW.

Two of those three statements are false, if you interpret "dead" to mean "in bed". This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

how i more i known know fun attack beyond

This post breaks rule 4!

man a plan a czzzc analpanam

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

anal pan

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

why i know i known more fun killer vespid