Post making contest 2.0

now x knxw

Now, j know

Now! I know,

Now,!I know,

okay so to pass rule three you've gotta make your word lengths line up with the digits of pi!

Now I know!

Now, abs know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

THIS POST DOESN'T EXIST ANY MORE

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Ibe l ieve i nyoux!

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

Now, x know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

now x knxw

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Now, j know

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Now! I know,

This post breaks rule 5.

Now,!I know,

This post breaks rule 5.

okay so to pass rule three you've gotta make your word lengths line up with the digits of pi!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Now I know!

This post breaks rule 5 and forms part of a joke along with the above post, in case you missed it.

Only one more judgement before bedtime!

Now, I won't! K?

Here, take this hint for rule five.

Now I know I known knownown no owowowowow

Now I know I known knownown no owno wonw ownw owwo ownw owow

Now, I know a hint's highlands

Now I know I known knownown no ownw wown wwwo noww own owwn wown

Now, I won't! K?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Here, take this hint for rule five.

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 3.

Now I know I known knownown no owowowowow

This post breaks rules 1 and 5.

Now I know I known knownown no owno wonw ownw owwo ownw owow

This post breaks rules 1 and 5.

Now, I know a hint's highlands

This post breaks rules 1, 2 and 5.

Now I know I known knownown no ownw wown wwwo noww own owwn wown

This post breaks rules 1 and 5.

Turns out that, once again, I lied about the "only one more judgement" thing.

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Sruix is my good friend and I will not stand for anyone to say mean nasty things about them.

Here, take this hint for rule

Make reef more real its fine Edam.

sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

look at this post made three hours ago, i was so young and innocent then

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i've been decieved i thought sruix was my good friend it turns out he was my chaotic evil friend

abc. d efgh i jklmn opqrstuvw xy zabcde fghij klm nopqr stuvwxyz abcdefghi jklmnop qrstuvwxy zab cd efg hijklmno pqrs tuvwxy za bcdefg hijk lmn opq rstuvwxy zab cd efghijk lmnopqrst uvwxy za bcdefghi jklmnopq rstu v wxyzabcde fghijkl m...

breaks rules 1 and 2.