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There's nothing here.

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

threethousandeighthundredeightyfour

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Mafia Making Contest sounds like the bad idea that could be The Hawkspace Mafia Game

Tally Day Good Friends!
Sruixian -3 - Solaris, Kaynato, Schazer,
Fogel - 1 - Dragon Fogel
Shredded - 1 - Sruixian

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, despite describing an excellent idea.

Now, I know

This post breaks rule 5! I actually had to snip the plural off "rules"!

I maybe suggested

This post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5. Confused?

doing butt stuff.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. It is actually quite close to passing rule 1! For one definition of "close", that is...

so i brought lubrication.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5 whilst very definitely not being close to passing rule 1 by any measure of closeness.

Now, I know more

Sruixan 08:03 PM Viewing Who's Online
Ixcaliber 08:02 PM Viewing Who's Online

Now, I know

Now, I know more

This post breaks rules 3 and 5.

Sruixan 08:03 PM Viewing Who's Online
Ixcaliber 08:02 PM Viewing Who's Online

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Fun fact: you can make a post that passes four out of the five rules, but not the lower character limit on posts! Now to figure out what the smallest possible winning post is...

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sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

Also, is the measure of close for "doing butt stuff" mean that the stuff shouldn't be in the butt, if you know what I mean?

Now, I know the truth

Now, I know:

This post breaks rule 5.

sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, whilst sounding very promising!

Also, is the measure of close for "doing butt stuff" mean that the stuff shouldn't be in the butt, if you know what I mean?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4. Strictly speaking, it is in fact the opposite of that.

a classic meme from before the time where i thought shitposting was an excellent thing to spend my time doing.

NOW, I'M KNow

a classic meme from before the time where i thought shitposting was an excellent thing to spend my time doing.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

NOW, I'M KNow

This post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5.

Now, I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me?

Now, I know my letters well.
Next time won't you sing with me?

Now, I know the truth

I missed this post! It breaks rules 2, 3 and 5.

Now, I know my ABC's
Next time won't you sing with me?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. It is so close to passing rule 1 that I nearly gave you it.

Now, I know my letters well.
Next time won't you sing with me?

Now this post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5!

susceptible vacuum

WHO IS, THE BUIGGEST FURRY IN EaGLETiM E,??? ?

letters well

Now, I know ijklmno

susceptible vacuum

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

WHO IS, THE BUIGGEST FURRY IN EaGLETiM E,??? ?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. It is distressingly close to passing one of those, though.

letters well

This post breaks rules 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Now, I know ijklmno

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Now, I know the biggest furry on Eagle Time.

Now, I knew

WHO IS, THE BIGGEST FURRY IN EaGLETiM E,??? ?

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