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SpoilerThis is update #31.

I have a theory.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #26.

"I have the distinct feeling that if you actually pay attention you'll make it harder to pass the rules." - Fogel

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This is update #32.

"I have the distinct feeling that if you actually pay attention you'll make it harder to pass the rules." - Fogel

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This is update #33.

I am stealing Sruix's intellectual property.

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This is update #27.

"But it defeats the entire purpose if you actually try!" - me.

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This is update #35.

Try counting sometime!

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This is update #28.

"I can just tell [when to check the thread]. The typing sounds cease and a little chuckle comes down the wires." - me

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This is update #37.

I'm having a good time.

I am enjoying this passive agressive numbering war.

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What if I were to say "welcome to the passive aggressive numbering war"?

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This is update #29.

*deep sigh*

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This is update #39.

remember when the rules made sense and we tried to solve them?

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This is update #30.

"Please update with whatever number follows 39." - Ix
"Well quite clearly that's 30!" - me

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This is update #41

All we have to do is post things and we are failing at it somehow.

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This is update #31.

"All we had to do was post things and we are failing at it somehow." - Ix

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This is update #43.

Go the fuck to sleep Sruix.

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This is update #39.

remember when the rules made sense and we tried to solve them?

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This is update #30.

"Please update with whatever number follows 39." - Ix
"Well quite clearly that's 30!" - me

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This is update #41

All we have to do is post things and we are failing at it somehow.

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This is update #31.

"All we had to do was post things and we are failing at it somehow." - Ix

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This is update #43.

Go the fuck to sleep Sruix.

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I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

This is update #32.

I cannot accurately quote Fogel's response to Ix asking him if we should try something different. Neither can I quote Ix's response to Fogel's response.

Discord: the place to be.

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I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

Maybe we should be trying... something a little different?

This is update #33.

The goose is back.

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This is update #46.

Welcome to the Sruix and Ix show.

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I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

This post passes rule 3.

This is update #32.

I cannot accurately quote Fogel's response to Ix asking him if we should try something different. Neither can I quote Ix's response to Fogel's response.

Discord: the place to be.

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This post passes rule 3, too.

I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

Maybe we should be trying... something a little different?

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This is update #33.

The goose is back.

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This is update #46.

Welcome to the Sruix and Ix show.

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This is update #47

Sruix has created our ship name.

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This is update #34.

"Sruixcaliber?" - me
"I can absolutely guarantee that that is our ship name." - Ix

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This is update #35.

Fogel is an enabler!

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This is update #50.

We managed to pass a rule I guesss.... I guesss maybe we should try to actually pass these rules???

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This is update #51.

The three new objectives:

1. Have fun.

2. Passive aggressive the shit out of each other.

3. Make fogel have regrets.

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This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This is update #53.

To clarify this is a revolution. We're running the thread now. We'll let you know if your posts pass our three public rules.

This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This post passes all three rules!

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This is update #37.

We are the new overlords of this thread. No longer to we recognise the so-called authority of the tyrant Fogel. Together, we shall forge a new path for this thread, propelling it to levels of shitposting the likes of which Eagle Time has never seen.

You have been warned.

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This is update #55.

We've reached peak shitpost.

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This is update #38.

"Wait, hang on, I need a picture of a turd..." - me.

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This is update #57.

We're both really sorry, honest. - Sruix (but me too (in my heart)).

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I guesssss mwaybe we