Post making contest 2.0

Million dollars but:

Whenever you get hungry, you have to eat the last thing which you touched.

its now the horse posting contest

736 is a number less than the number of potential rulesets in Akumu's last round

This post passes no rules.

Million dollars but:

Whenever you get hungry, you have to eat the last thing which you touched.

This post passes no rules.

its now the horse posting contest

This post passes rule 3.

this is a top quality thread i will brook no arguments otherwise

为二块钱听我一会儿:

当你遇到黑狗，你财产会增加一万倍。

guys i think we need to brace ourselves for the oncoming rules hell which is sruix's second ruleset

sruix knows the rules and is having a hard time making a post that passes all five

This post passes no rules!

this is a top quality thread i will brook no arguments otherwise

This post passes no rules.

为二块钱听我一会儿:

当你遇到黑狗，你财产会增加一万倍。

This post passes no rules.

guys i think we need to brace ourselves for the oncoming rules hell which is sruix's second ruleset

sruix knows the rules and is having a hard time making a post that passes all five

This post passes no rules.

1

a

pawn a time

1

This post passes no rules!

a

This post passes no rules.

pawn a time

This post passes no rules.

sruix knows the rules and is having a hard time making a post that passes all five

I am so sorry that this is indeed the case.

welcome to the space olympics

This post passes no rules.

I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS

The first post (counting from the beginning of the thread) would have to follow rule 1 of set 2 (R1S2), R2S3, R3S4, R4S5, and R5S6. The second post had to follow R1S3, R2S5, R3S7, R4S9, R5S11. Going forward, the fifth post had to follow R1S6, R2S11, R2S16, R4S21, and R5S26 26-23=3 so R5S3.

And then to be annoying, the 24th post should have been the same as the first, but Akumu screwed things up so it follows R2S4 instead of R2S3. And then kept adding one every 23 posts to that.

So then the 530th should have been the same as the first, so Akumu screwed it up to need R3S5, and kept adding one to that every 529 posts.

Technically, it went on further, but there wasn't 12167 posts so we didn't have to deal with that.

I'VE DONE IT I WROTE A POST THAT PASSES ALL FIVE OF MY RULES

...somehow...

Prepare for incoming updateposts

sruix knows the rules and is having a hard time making a post that passes all five

I am so sorry that this is indeed the case.

This post passes no rules.

welcome to the space olympics

This post passes no rules.

This post passes no rules.

Correct! This post passes no rules.

I'M NOT A MATHS I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS

The first post (counting from the beginning of the thread) would have to follow rule 1 of set 2 (R1S2), R2S3, R3S4, R4S5, and R5S6. The second post had to follow R1S3, R2S5, R3S7, R4S9, R5S11. Going forward, the fifth post had to follow R1S6, R2S11, R2S16, R4S21, and R5S26 26-23=3 so R5S3.

And then to be annoying, the 24th post should have been the same as the first, but Akumu screwed things up so it follows R2S4 instead of R2S3. And then kept adding one every 23 posts to that.

So then the 530th should have been the same as the first, so Akumu screwed it up to need R3S5, and kept adding one to that every 529 posts.

Technically, it went on further, but there wasn't 12167 posts so we didn't have to deal with that.

This post passes rule 3.

I'VE DONE IT I WROTE A POST THAT PASSES ALL FIVE OF MY RULES

...somehow...

This post passes no rules!

Prepare for incoming updateposts

This post passes no rules.

This is update #12.

Ix has implored me to continue my update posts in an attempt to simply jack the post number up. I am currently not doing anything more interesting than participating in this contest, so it may get increasingly meta.

End of message.

im so scared of everything going on

This is update #13.

Fogel has also told me to just keep posting. So here I am. Posting.

End of message.

This is the most terrifying thread on eagle time

This is update #14.

I am now having an argument with myself as to whether or not it is a good idea to run my rules hell, for reasons that include time, solvability, and the preservation of my sanity.

End of message.

Do I get a prize for correctly predicting things?