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The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made

I removed all but the last sentence.

im ok, all of the rules are numbered in sort of order of difficulty to find out! rule 5 is a bit complicated, but not actually new!

You know what that means folks - time to make a post that passes every rule in the OP

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Solaris, I've always admired the vowel/consonant distribution in your name. 123. Post subject changed, signature off.

I dig to know my posts assist my pals. I put a lot of thought into my posts. I think this post is not a post that wins.

g0m

Reyweld

ohmygod i love that bird

Ths s sntnc wtht vwls.

this passes rule 1

i i a eie ae, I oe you o!

this passes rule 1

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces. Beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited. The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the member of his species made

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this passes rule 2, rule 3, and rule 4

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The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made

I removed all but the last sentence.

this passes rule 3 and rule 4

im ok, all of the rules are numbered in sort of order of difficulty to find out! rule 5 is a bit complicated, but not actually new!

You know what that means folks - time to make a post that passes every rule in the OP

this passes rule 1, rule 2, rule 3 and rule 4


this passes no rules!

this passes no rules

Solaris, I've always admired the vowel/consonant distribution in your name. 123. Post subject changed, signature off.

this passes rule 3

I dig to know my posts assist my pals. I put a lot of thought into my posts. I think this post is not a post that wins.

this passes rule 3

g0m

Reyweld

this passes rule 1 and rule 3

ohmygod i love that bird

this passes rule 1

my post and the previous post do not pass rule 1, reminder that the following is true
unless otherwise stated my posts will pass rule 1 and rule 3
if a post in one of my posts passes rule 2, then one of my posts also passes rule 2

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces. Beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited.

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces. Beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited.

Well, that makes sense. Tell me more.

I would like a hint for rule 5 please.

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces. Beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited.

passes rule 1, 2, and 3

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces. Beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited.

Well, that makes sense. Tell me more.

passes rule 1, 2, and 3

I would like a hint for rule 5 please.

passes rule 1
rule five is the familiar rule and has to do with multiple sentences

Great. Amazing. Yay.

fuck,
f is for friends who do stuff together
u is for you. i love you
c is for cookie and that's good enough for me
down here in the deep blue sea

g0m!
means!
something!

This is a sentence.
This sentence has more than one word.

Great. Amazing. Yay.

this passes rule 3

fuck,
f is for friends who do stuff together
u is for you. i love you
c is for cookie and that's good enough for me
down here in the deep blue sea

this passes rule 2 and rule 3

g0m!
means!
something!

this passes rule 1, rule 3, and rule 5

This is a sentence.
This sentence has more than one word.

this passes rule 1 and rule 3

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

this passes rule 1, rule 2, rule 3, and rule 5

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

The discussion of such a thing that is referred to in many circles as a book is an important
endeavor to undertake, with the ultimate and final goal that would in such a circumstance be aimed for
being to, in following, thusly produce an item of discussion, such that the topic of that category of items
called “books” may be referred into circular circles of discussion wherein the topic of “books,” being
discussed in such a way by those who would participate in the discussion of books, might foster
discussion, and therefore lead, through the discussion of the subject material of that which is called by
name “a book,” to a more developed discussion of books which may advance the discussion of books in
such a way.
Books, which are often the subject of many discussions in which the discussers of books may
often discuss, often, the internal contents of the books which are discussed in the discussion, usually due
to the cause that they are deserving of being discussed in such a discussion about books, as small mice
and other small land animals are when an eagle gracefully swoops down from the sky to devour, giblets
dripping from its cruelly bloodstained claws, small and utterly harmless, innocent land creatures for
sustenance – indeed, the eagle, like the book which may be often seen in circular circles of book-related
discussion, is a vicious animal that will never hit the bucket around a dead horse underneath a bush until it
has devoured its worth of food, which in the case of the aforementioned book, may be compared to the
paper on which books are printed, although the full comparison may extend to other substances such as
ink, authorship, or book bindings.

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All Plazmuths, being genetically engineered to run a death course, are naturally resilient to pain, have a 10 foot long retractable tongue, capable of sticking to any surface due to the saliva it produces.
So, beyond the feature’s characteristic of his species, is a genetic quirk, high speed and agility, along with the ability to think and plan around situations in an instant, something that no other member of his species had exhibited yet.
The only other thing he has on his person is an indestructible metal band, which marked him as the 2106062th member of his species made, whoa.

this passes rule 1, rule 2, rule 3, and rule 5

The discussion of such a thing that is referred to in many circles as a book is an important
endeavor to undertake, with the ultimate and final goal that would in such a circumstance be aimed for
being to, in following, thusly produce an item of discussion, such that the topic of that category of items
called “books” may be referred into circular circles of discussion wherein the topic of “books,” being
discussed in such a way by those who would participate in the discussion of books, might foster
discussion, and therefore lead, through the discussion of the subject material of that which is called by
name “a book,” to a more developed discussion of books which may advance the discussion of books in
such a way.
Books, which are often the subject of many discussions in which the discussers of books may
often discuss, often, the internal contents of the books which are discussed in the discussion, usually due
to the cause that they are deserving of being discussed in such a discussion about books, as small mice
and other small land animals are when an eagle gracefully swoops down from the sky to devour, giblets
dripping from its cruelly bloodstained claws, small and utterly harmless, innocent land creatures for
sustenance – indeed, the eagle, like the book which may be often seen in circular circles of book-related
discussion, is a vicious animal that will never hit the bucket around a dead horse underneath a bush until it
has devoured its worth of food, which in the case of the aforementioned book, may be compared to the
paper on which books are printed, although the full comparison may extend to other substances such as
ink, authorship, or book bindings.

this passes rule 1, rule 2, and rule 3


this passes rule 1, rule 2, rule 3, and rule 5