Post making contest 2.0

Guys, I know we have Rule 1, but let's not all post in a rush, okay?

First line.
Everything hurts.
Seriously, this is shit.
This sucks so much.
Help us all.
Let it end.
Did you seriously make a ruleset about Megaman?
Now I'm 0ff.

i hate this

post making contest is fucking done

tear this thing down

You have only yourselves to blame for letting Akumu host another round

i smooched a ghost

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magnet
top
purple
every
year
raw
wing

Shredded wins!!

What's up guys, I have a ruleset and now I can enforce my rules!! Who wants to have a go at me, huh? Huh??

In fact, this post passes no rules! I'm bad at following them.

HERE ARE THE MEGA MAN THEMED RULES:

Usage note: Sentences are strings with at least one letter, delimited by periods, exclamation marks, question marks, or linebreaks. Null strings are not sentences.

1. Must have exactly eight sentences.

2. There must be a complete and unique cycle between the last letter of one sentence to the first letter of another.

3. Background/color combo of each sentence must be unique.

4. Each sentence must contain a unique one of the 86 words in the below list:

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Spoiler
cut
guts
ice
bomb
fire
elec
time
oil
metal
air
bubble
quick
crash
flash
heat
wood
needle
magnet
gemini
hard
top
snake
spark
shadow
bright
toad
drill
pharaoh
ring
dust
dive
skull
gravity
wave
stone
gyro
star
charge
napalm
crystal
blizzard
centaur
flame
knight
plant
tomahawk
wind
yamato
freeze
junk
burst
cloud
spring
slash
shade
turbo
tengu
astro
sword
clown
search
frost
grenade
aqua
cold
burner
pirate
ground
magic
dynamo
concrete
tornado
splash
plug
jewel
hornet
magma
galaxy
blade
pump
commando
chill
sheep
strike
nitro
solar

5. Post must render at least one of "X" or "0".

LOCK THIS THREAD IT'S OVER

This is test #1.

End of message.

This is test #9.

Start of message!???

LOCK THIS THREAD IT'S OVER

It's NEVER OVER

This is test #1.

End of message.

This is test #9.

Start of message!???

That's a very readable way of presenting responses

Because they said I have to

HERE ARE THE MEGA MAN THEMED RULES:

Usage note: Sentences are strings with at least one letter, delimited by periods, exclamation marks, question marks, or linebreaks. Null strings are not sentences.

1. Must have exactly eight sentences.

2. There must be a complete and unique cycle between the last letter of one sentence to the first letter of another.

3. Background/color combo of each sentence must be unique.

4. Each sentence must contain a unique one of the 86 words in the below list:

Show Content

Spoiler
cut
guts
ice
bomb
fire
elec
time
oil
metal
air
bubble
quick
crash
flash
heat
wood
needle
magnet
gemini
hard
top
snake
spark
shadow
bright
toad
drill
pharaoh
ring
dust
dive
skull
gravity
wave
stone
gyro
star
charge
napalm
crystal
blizzard
centaur
flame
knight
plant
tomahawk
wind
yamato
freeze
junk
burst
cloud
spring
slash
shade
turbo
tengu
astro
sword
clown
search
frost
grenade
aqua
cold
burner
pirate
ground
magic
dynamo
concrete
tornado
splash
plug
jewel
hornet
magma
galaxy
blade
pump
commando
chill
sheep
strike
nitro
solar

5. Post must render at least one of "X" or "0".

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

End of message.

Will this set at last
See the haiku triumph
Who am I kidding

This is test #☼




Enjoy your massage.

That's a very readable way of presenting responses

Thanks! However, this post passes no rules.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

This is test #2.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

End of message.

Will this set at last
See the haiku triumph
Who am I kidding

Sorry, not this time. I'm not even entirely sure that's a haiku??

This is test #☼




Enjoy your massage.

Thanks for the massage!

ABCDEFGHIJKLM

This is test #3.



End of message.