Post making contest 1.0

Shy gypsy, slyly, spryly, tryst by my crypt.

Same ride, making the decision to say all but 4.

Shy gypsy, slyly, spryly, tryst by my crypt.

All but 4

EDIT: Silly me, that one breaks every rule.

Like, it wasn't even a non-obvious mistake, its 100% on me being a doofus.

cwm

cwm

This one however, I am 100% confident breaks all but 4.

Breaks 1, 2, and 5.

EDIT: Nah, I think I have to make the decision that it breaks 3 as well.

So it breaks all but 4.

EDIT 2: Man this one is actually really hard to judge, so I'm going to very slightly alter rule 3 to cover these "tough decision" posts. This post still breaks rule 3, and so does every other post that I've said has broken rule 3.

Going back and forth on edge cases is part of the fun of judging the shitpost game.

Going back and forth on edge cases is part of the fun of judging the shitpost game.

It is certainly a challenge! Plus you get extra information from public indecision imo.

Breaking all but 4 btw

For fairness, this is the addendum I added at the end of rule 3 to cover Ix's post.

(In this case, the absence of content is still considered part of the post)

But I also changed the basic wording of rule 3, so all the posts that I said were "Iffy" or "Tough to judge" are no longer iffy or tough to judge, but completely and utterly breaking rule 3.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.

All but 4.

quick fox lazy dog

quick fox lazy dog

All but 4

Okay so

I was distracted by anime last night and not as thorough as I should have been.

This is a cool updated repost of the original post

Ive changed this so the content is more family friendly

Pardon me, friend. Could you point me in the direction of the Space Consortium?

Youre standing in it

Anime was a mistake. Wheat wins. Rules to follow.

Hooray

don't ever say that anime was a mistake

Breaking all but 5

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Anime was a hecking mistake.

Anime was a hecking mistake.

All but 4

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I think you are making this hard on me on purpose.

I am reasonably sure this breaks all but 5.

I am going to type the word g0m as well as all the other things I am doing here.

Violates rule 2

Instead of writing the word "g0m," I am going to post a picture of the g0m-face instead.

Nice try but violating rule 2

In case you would like it for yourself, you can find the g0m-face by clicking on this hyperlink.

Violates rule 2

Instead of writing the word "g0m," I am going to post a picture of the g0m-face instead.

Nice try but violating rule 2

In case you would like it for yourself, you can find the g0m-face by clicking on this hyperlink.

Breaking all of them, the whole shebang.

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=1062

No, I think I'm just so off track I'm chasing red herrings that are hard for you to deal with

sorry!

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=1062

Both the link, and the post where it goes, breaks all five rules.

No, I think I'm just so off track I'm chasing red herrings that are hard for you to deal with

sorry!

That's cool, you're breaking all five rules btw.

ALSO SOMETHING FUCKING STUPID:

It turns out, in my opening post, that I added a word that I would have specifically excluded had I caught it. Its really, really fucking stupid, but because of that typo the post breaks rule 2 as well and I don't want to say what it is because it probably throws rule 2 wide open for you.

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

You don't know how grateful I am to have a post I can be so sure in saying "All but 4".