THE GRAND MARBLE TOWER! CLIMBING STAIRS HAS NEVER BEEN SO REWARDING.

Ask why they came to THE GRAND MARBLE TOWER

You get reeeeeal close to the kobold's face, causing it to panic slightly.

You ask it if it has a name and what it's doing in the tower.

There's a giant rainbow shining behind you at this point, and the Kobold doesn't know what to do with itself or this situation. You decide to hold off on the flirting, as you don't think the Kobold could take another round of your perfect pick up lines.

It attempts to inform you that it lives here and is supposed to guard the first floor with its friends. But there have been a lot of adventurers, and all of its friends either ran away or are dead, which is a bummer.

It also tells you that its name is Brave, because it was the bravest Kobold. You momentarily wonder how bad the others must be if this is the cream of the crop.

It also asks why it's on a bed and where your pants are. You don't have a super great answer there.

The Kobold seems to want to go back to its floor, because it's never adventured upwards before, and seems wildly nervous about it. You're ready to get going!

give the kobold your sigils. tell'em to hit you up if they're interested. and then go upwards a floor

yeah give kobold your phone number!!!!

you don't have pants because they haven't been invented yet

use kobold as pants?

It'll be fiiiiiiiiine! Reassure Brave and drag'em along up to the next floor. He's your adventuring buddy now.

> Drag Brave along with you. Literally, if need be. Heck, even literally if need not be.

Ask for the airspeed velocity of a unladen sparrow

It's a swallow, you dolt.

Ask for the airspeed velocity of a unladen sparrow

It's a swallow, you dolt.

Look, everyone knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow. We gotta mix it up.