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07-24-2017, 11:03 PM
A Lake smashes through your window.
It has abs.
It want to take you
On a date
With the lake.
What shall you do now?
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:06 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-24-2017, 11:51 PM by Arcanuse.)
alright, usin our learnin skills from last time, we can do this
>Forget all useful dating tips
>Attempt the socializing
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:10 PM
>act natural, just talk to them!
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:10 PM
>Sue the lake for breaking and entering and destruction of property
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:11 PM
>Roll to seduce the lake
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:24 PM
Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:44 PM
>Skip a rock across those abs
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-24-2017, 11:49 PM
(07-24-2017, 11:24 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.
this is creepy, just ask them
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-25-2017, 12:01 AM
> read it a haiku
> you are a lake with
abs of steel and also you
have a really nice abs
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-25-2017, 12:20 AM
>Filter those abs (brita, not camera)
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-25-2017, 01:20 AM
spill glass of toxic waste from uranium power plant operations onto lake's head
re-JECTED!
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-25-2017, 02:41 AM
Make a joke about getting wet?
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-26-2017, 08:31 AM
wait a sec... if they're a lake... is your preference for going on long walks by the beach suddenly awkward
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-26-2017, 02:27 PM
> Go change in your swimsuit.
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RE: Lake dating simulator
07-30-2017, 02:10 PM
Go get fish n chips