Ten Words Per Post

Rules:

1. Ten words per post.
   

Follow the rules or else.

For sale baby shoes never worn your text goes here

Why isn't "1" one of the ten words? Rules is.

one two three four five six seven eight nine ten

Do emoticons count as one word, one thousand, or none?

Credit: 1 is a number character, not a word.
Schazer: None.

i 1 2 play 4 keeps, do you 1 2 2?

i 8 4 cookies, i'll trade 2 4 2 gumballs.

YU gotta be so rude? Don't you know I'm Human 2.

I refuse to be restrained by your arbitrary restrictions!

Dragon Fogel, you have brought self-shame. Leave and never return.

Nope.

So wait, hyphenated words like self-shame count as one word?

I'd assume so, I mean so do contractions and abbreviations.

Is it the hyphen itself that allows for that though?

Code:

a b c d e f g h ... y  z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 25 26

15-8, 19-15 23-5’-18-5 4-15-9-14-7 2-21-12-12-19-8-9-20 20-5-3-8-14-9-3-1-12-9-20-9-5-19, 1-18-5 23-5?

Hyphens can turn multiple seperate words into one. Like "state-of-the-art".

Is there really anything worth saying in only ten words?

Monkeys can assimilate newly-implanted limbs into their consciousness. That's Important.

So-basically-no-matter-what-I-can-make-decently-long-posts-and-not-break-the-rules-as-long-as-I-inappropriately-rely-on-hyphens.

Good-to-know.

This-allows-for-so-many-opportunities.

So 10 sentences are possible here now.

youcouldalsojustmashwordstogetherintoonelongandindecipherableword

or...

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For sale: baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes, baby shoes

Garuru, if the Rule discriminates the spaces in a binary-sentence...

Baby shoe emporium going out of business. Babies hate shoes.

Get yer baby shoes cheap, stick them on pets? Idfk

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