I'm Going To Finish This Post Or Else

So we had this thread about posting kitchen pictures to encourage kitchen-cleaning, with humiliation as a punishment for not following through. And that got me thinking.

We have something of an issue with posting punctually, so here's a thread in the same vein. If you've got a post you're working on, declare it in here and name your consequences if you don't get it done by whatever time. Said consequences may include humiliation selected by other people if that's what you're willing to subject yourself to. Or you might officially say here, "if I don't have a post by this day, kick me out of the battle", or record yourself singing, or anything that you'd rather not do but expect to be able to follow through on.

Participation is voluntary, of course.

That's about all I can think of to say. Ask questions or just declare what you're going to post in and what you'll do if you miss your self-imposed deadline.