So I need a grad quote by this friday... [PMC?]

And it has to follow a weird set of criteria. I could tell you, but I'd rather the dumping of great quotes in here and then me admiring the good content and then regrettable picking the only eligible option (if any).

If I count correctly, there are five rules. Oh my god.

PMC Spin-off start?

And it has to follow a weird set of criteria. I could tell you, but I'd rather the dumping of great quotes in here and then me admiring the good content and then regrettable picking the only eligible option (if any).

If I count correctly, there are five rules. Oh my god.

PMC Spin-off start?

This passes 3 and 4, I guess.

The man who said that life wasn't fair was a duplicitous liar. Life is indifferent and people are unfair. So go out and be fair.

I don't think this will pass anything : (

Ray Weld is an exemplary student and a rising star in the field of Shite Posting.

"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"

--Dave Strider

The man who said that life wasn't fair was a duplicitous liar. Life is indifferent and people are unfair. So go out and be fair.

I don't think this will pass anything : (

If you just include the top part, passes 2, 3(?), 4.

Ray Weld is an exemplary student and a rising star in the field of Shite Posting.

Passes 1, 3(?).

"yes sir, earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter"

--Dave Strider

Passes 1, 3, 5.

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Rule three is almost impossible to judge and I'm not sure how my school would do it, so that rule is pretty arbitrary.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes.

This quote expires 12/12/2016.

I can't read.

Life is totally perf(orated)!

If anyone asks, you didn't read this.

Be open-minded, maybe let your brain fall out.

I'm an all-rounded individual. That's right, sometimes, I just take a cheese grater and get bevelling! I have some pretty nice curves, too, now that I think about it.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." - Charles Dickens

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I have written for you something appropriate. Nothing!

Robert Benchley

If at first you don't succeed... do not try skydiving.
Henny Youngman

I am the literal Devil. As in fallen angel and possibly also a dragon Devil? Ruler of the Underworld and stuff? How can you not know me!?

I need a grad quote by this Friday?

its over its over its over

"Now look at this net, that I just found; when I say go, be ready to throw!"

--Robbie Rotten

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes.

1, 3(???), 4

This quote expires 12/12/2016.

1, 2, Not 3(?)

I can't read.

1, 3, Not 4(????)

Life is totally perf(orated)!

1, 3

If anyone asks, you didn't read this.

1, 3?, 4

Be open-minded, maybe let your brain fall out.

I'm an all-rounded individual. That's right, sometimes, I just take a cheese grater and get bevelling! I have some pretty nice curves, too, now that I think about it.

#1 passes 1, 3(?), 4
#2: passes 4

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." - Charles Dickens

Passes 1, Not 2(but it could go either way?), 3, 4, 5! U R WINNER?!

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I have written for you something appropriate. Nothing!

Robert Benchley

Passes 1, 4?, 5

If at first you don't succeed... do not try skydiving.
Henny Youngman

Passes 1, 3, 4, 5

I am the literal Devil. As in fallen angel and possibly also a dragon Devil? Ruler of the Underworld and stuff? How can you not know me!?

Passes none of the rules, with 3 and 4 being debatable as always. To be fair these are really vague rules that are all sorts of unfair.

Websters defines quote as "a thing a guy say."

Passes 1, Not 2?, 3?, 4

I need a grad quote by this Friday?

Passes 1, Not 2?, 3?, 4

its over its over its over

Passes 1, 3, 4

In life, there are winners and there are losers, and there are people who get too close to cameras. - kepler

(my twitter dealio, not Johannes)

In life, there are winners and there are losers, and there are people who get too close to cameras. - kepler

(my twitter dealio, not Johannes)

Passes 1, 2?, 3, 4, 5. Win!

Should I reveal the rules or just let the quotes build up so I have many potential proposals that will probably be shut down by some secret rule (there were techniquely 2 more rules, but neither are possible to even check without passing rule 5 and even then I don't want to).

What about Robbie Rotten and the net?

Also:

"No"

Hamlet

"How do I get back there to, the place where I fell asleep inside my nose?"

What about Robbie Rotten and the net?

Also:

"No"

Hamlet

#1 passes 1, Not 3?
#2 passes 1, 3, 4, 5

"How do I get back there to, the place where I fell asleep inside my nose?"

Passes 1, Not 3?, 4??

"Argh"

"Bargh"

"Anime was a mistake."
-Hayao Miyazaki

"Well I'll be damned."