Loather Status

november 27, 3:39 pm

im cold but i dont want to turn the fan off because i like the noise

turn the fan round so it's pulling the cold air away from you

it's a ceiling fan

turn it round

it's already turning round on its own

november 27, 3:48 pm

mraof shared some very valuable information with me: there is a snake called the gaboon viper.
gaboon is an excellent word

november 27, 3:53 pm

i think rachmaninoff might be one of my favorite classical composers, but i've only heard like one rachmaninoff song so i dunno
also im going to shower soon, probably

november 27, 4:05 pm

i'm going to shower now

Are you still in the shower

no

november 27, 7:58 pm

after getting out of the shower, sat around a bit and eventually had thanksgiving dinner a day late. i ate too much

november 27, 11:37 pm

loather started posting about her status. the horrors i've seen this day cannot be forgotten. the sound of viper snakes hissing in my ear still lingers as i contemplate how many oranges loather will eat

november 28, 2:56 am

goodnight

november 28, 6:49 pm

i did car chores today
by that i mean i got the oil changed
i also woke up earlier than i meant to so it has been a sleepy day

did you change the oil yourself or did you pay someone else to do it for you like a chump

it's dirty work, but it's like the easiest maintenance to perform on your car

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chwoka how dare you. loather is a hard-working person and is very thrifty. And with that, she would completely forego buying any kind of oil and just pour her own blood into it. How could anyone else continue buying in to the scam that is Big Oil???? everyone should look to loather for oil-changing advice. After all, some people don't have any blood! Because I drank it! All of it! SO

what cheap alternative option is there? Jell-O? It's cheap and serves as a great snack!

[Jerry's car. Kramer is taking the blood to the bank. Manaja song is playing.]
[Kramer looks at the car's thermometer and it gets on hot.]

Kramer: Oh, man...[looks to the glove compartment for a manual.] "If the engine begins to overheat, turn off air conditioner". Never, I can't do that.

[Engine begins to smoke.]

Kramer: Oh, mama...

[Kramer stops and opens the hood.]

Kramer: Shees, come on...[opens the radiator]..this thing is bone dry. [Looks at the blood.]

Loather Status: Endangered! their is only one Loather left in the wilds! Buy a ridiculously expensive plush to help save their souls.

I've heard unconfirmed reports that Loather wants a breakfast burrito

I've heard unconfirmed reports that Loather wants a breakfast burrito

confirmed

Oh good, Jac really did hear those unconfirmed reports, I was worried for a while that might have been faulty information.

But we still don't know for sure if Loather wants a breakfast burrito.

i did

But not anymore?

We received an anonymous tip that loather is attempting world domination of the forums. yes, all of them. loather what is your status on this slander which i totally did not just come up with now