wine mum or vodka aunt
09-10-2015, 05:23 PM
which are you
which is your mum
i am va to the end
which is your mum
i am va to the end
wine mum or vodka aunt
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RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-10-2015, 07:33 PM
I don't drink and neither does my mother, what does that make us?
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RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-10-2015, 09:22 PM
My mom is a hardcore Wine Mum 4 life.
I used to be a Vodka Aunt when I first started drinking but have since started to move more into Wine Mom territory. The worst type of family member is obviously Beer Uncle though because it's like get a real drink not this gross toilet water.
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-11-2015, 01:47 AM
I was born into a family of wine mums but I think I worked out more on the vodka aunt side of the alignment chart
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-11-2015, 03:01 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-11-2015, 03:02 AM by Plaid.)
Fogel, its not about the drinking. It's the personality type.
Also yeah my mum and sister are very wine mum. So is Ren tbh
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-12-2015, 02:31 AM
Can someone describe the properties of a wine mom and a vodka aunt?
I am pretty sure my mom is a Kahlua with Milk mom.
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RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-12-2015, 03:35 AM
I can describe a beer uncle tho
It's like that dude who's very trashy and curses a lot and it's very offensive and hates everything. Smells terrible if left outside on hot weather, pisses a lot and doesn't wash his hands afterwards, smells like cigarettes. His presense just reeks of unpleasantness and probably likes very awful boring stuff like the latest super hero movie or like football or some shit and it's like why the fuck am i talking with you how do you even manage to be so boring and feel so full of yourself YUCK
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-19-2015, 09:23 PM
Which book?
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
09-20-2015, 11:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 09-20-2015, 12:51 PM by Plaid.)
I took my first step into wine mum territory and shared a meme about having a handsome son on fb
What am i becoming edit: SHIT MY MOTHER IN LAW SHARED IT TOO
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
10-07-2015, 11:18 AM
that's probably because minions are a sin
Here are some minions feasting on the innocent: Bonus:
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RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
10-28-2015, 01:15 AM
Man for a good three years in uni beer was a luxury. We had a grocery store right next to us that also sold wine and the beer store was like a half-hour walk away, so why ever not drink wine at literally every available occasion? Supposedly though it added a leg to my Y chromosome if your images are to be believed. C'est la vie.
tl;dr I guess to actually answer your question I am more of a wine mum, partially through necessity.
RE: wine mum or vodka aunt
10-28-2015, 06:49 AM
One good sistern deserves another
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow |
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