I Won't Do Anything, But If I Do, I'll Give Up My Gold

Hi! I'm Lord Paradise, a vaguely demonic fey creature bound by arbitrary and stupid rules.

These rules currently state:

1) I have to create this thread

2) I have to read all replies in it,

3) If I ever post in this thread again, I then have to make a second reply revealing the secret location of my gold.

Please don't post in this thread. Let it die quietly so I can keep my gold.

You should rate your thread 1 star so that others will think it's not worth investigating.

that's his ploy

i want that gold, damnit. You're only getting 5/5 out of me, bucko

Hey Elpie, aguywhogivesuphisgoldsayswhat?

You should abandon your material wealth Elpie, the real treasure is the friends you make along the way.

Maybe the real treasure was inside him all along. We should cut him open and look for it.

Elpie will make a second thread replying to the posts in this thread.

Cyclops is a bad and boring character. Not contesting this statement will be taken as agreement.

This will be Elpie's fate after this thread is over



you shouldn't be so greedy!

holy shit akumu

holy shit akumu

God damnit, Nopad

aoly shit hkumu

unholy shit cth'umu

Akumu, I'd be interested in hearing more of your thoughts about everything that makes Cyclops such a horrible character if you have the time. I just watched through the X-men movie series for the first time about a week ago, and I was really impressed with how well they managed to characterize him as being completely boring and uninteresting in every way.

For most of the third movie I was expecting that they were going to try to bring him back to life at the end, but in retrospect, it kinda fits his character perfectly for him to die a useless and boring death and then be immediately forgotten about by everybody else.

I kinda wish I had more to say here but honestly I almost just kept nodding off during his parts in the movie, so it's hard to actually remember anything about him at all. I guess he had red eyes or something? w/e

he was a ripoff of sollux from homestick.

cyclops has more than one eye

I know right? They should have called him Bifocals because he's a huge nerd.

What if you told me where the gold is in exchange for more gold, that is to say, more than you'd be giving up? What have you got to lose?

I can't wait for the next issue of The Walking Dead! It is by far the richest deepest story in recent comic book history and I'm excited to see what twists and turns the future has in store.

Kirkman is a genius and nobody could possibly disagree with that!

Recent history Granolaman? Try ever.

There's a Walking Dead comic?

it sucks.

comix r badd,,

Would you please please give up your gold?