There's a new dog in town,

and it's me, Lieutenant Fish.

I will post one horrible Minecraft song in this thread every day until my demands are met.

I love dogs

damn it fish you've gone too far ! ! ! !

I love dogs

I don't think your demands are going to be met, Mr Lieutenant Dogfish

show me the dog

Demand #1: My lovely poodle, Terpsichore, is to be officially recognized as the best dog in the whole world.

I'm sorry, sir, this does not qualify as a dog.



I don't even think it qualifies as anything substantial/part of this reality.

I can call Terpsichore a pretty good dog. No more, no less.

Don't give in guys I'm sure this is all a bluff.

this dog pleases me

although I must admit that in some of these pictures it does not look like a real dog, perhaps because its eyes are often concealed by hair

I do not recognize any supreme being except goblin

My counter demand is that you make me a nice dinner and we talk about our lifestyles

do you have any more dogs to show me or is this the only new dog

Your dog game is weak.



Step it up.

thats not a dog that's a man, you cannot fool me

hotdog!!

thats not a dog that's a man, you cannot fool me

Would you say this is a crime against both man and dog?

I've been told in the past that "not being a dog" isn't illegal or a crime, even if it should be

As for the dog game, I have held both my dog and my dog's diametrical twin at the same time, a feat I sincerely doubt will ever be surpassed.

More demands to follow.

that minecraft video is the cheesiest shit ever

I demand to be given more demands

Demand #2: Every user of this subforum must tell me what their favorite food is.

i like curry

I like goblin's cooking

I like goblin, but only when goblin makes it

How can you hold so many dogs at once? I call fake unless given scientific proof.