I'll answer your questions

Have you ever played ddr?

how do i crash a party in fifteen minutes or less

Call and/or be the police

How do I crash

Go fast, then cease all limbs

can i ask someone for their hands or do i /have/ to steal them?

You could ask, but subterfuge and theft will earn you more of Her Favor

Does Answerland have a government?

How did we get here?

Answerland is a traditional monarchy. She rules all, and I am her mouthpiece. Think Eye of Sauron and Mouth of Sauron

You got here by total accident! But now that you're here the only way out is to DIE

Where are the largest carrots found?

Is PARTY contagious?

In the smallest farms, ironically

It's yet to be seen. Intuitively, I would guess not.

[quote='goblin's' pid='97984' dateline='1413481905']
<sub>Aww is there anything I can do to make you feel better

the stretch of time that happens after i'm died. because once that happens, then what'll I care about stuff and things going on? it's not my problem anymore. it's somebody else's bub.</sub>

You could make an offering to Her Holiness. Something a goblin would truly love.

For not fearing death, you have been marked with the BLACK SPOT. A curse far older than anyone can remember. The BLACK SPOT brings death. Soon enough, you will learn this.

Have you ever played ddr?

I'm actually using a DDR gamepad to write all my answers. I can't stop playing DDR. It is... hard to live like this.

Try playing something else, IMMEDIATELY

Is not fearing death the same as not fearing the time after death?

Would you agree that the notion of "putting X out of their misery" as a moral act is really more for the comfort of the supposedly-merciful person than for the recipient of the perceived mercy, and the morality of it is actually pretty questionable?
If you were dying and in a lot of pain, would you prefer to have your life ended, or would you prefer to live longer despite the pain?

Is this line of questioning getting a bit too dark and uncomfortable? What would be a better thing to ask questions about?

How many sentences can you DDR out before you need to take a break?

are you interested in watching kamen rider because a new one started three weeks ago and its good

Try playing something else, IMMEDIATELY

This isn't a question.

_{are some leaf rubbins a good offering? also I didn't collect many leaves (it's chilly!) so I filled in a blank space with a cute cat face}

Your offering went over very well. She was quite pleased. You have received HER FAVOR. When the bodies begin to fall, yours will certainly not be the first.

Is not fearing death the same as not fearing the time after death?

Would you agree that the notion of "putting X out of their misery" as a moral act is really more for the comfort of the supposedly-merciful person than for the recipient of the perceived mercy, and the morality of it is actually pretty questionable?
If you were dying and in a lot of pain, would you prefer to have your life ended, or would you prefer to live longer despite the pain?

Is this line of questioning getting a bit too dark and uncomfortable? What would be a better thing to ask questions about?

The fear of death is the fear of the transition from something to nothing, not exactly just the fear of being nothing.

This is an interesting question! But I think it all depends. Mercy is real, but maybe not always appropriate. I'd argue it's a case by case thing.

If I was dying in pain, I'd want to suffer until the bitter end. Unless I didn't. We'll see, won't we?

No line of questioning is too dark! Better questions would be about how you're going to win.

I stapled the tags to the shop and they didn't appreciate it why must you mislead me?

I mislead you because I care.

How many sentences can you DDR out before you need to take a break?

Barely 1. It takes me weeks to write these replies. Luckily, I predicted exactly what everyone would say, so I've had these written for months in advance.

are you interested in watching kamen rider because a new one started three weeks ago and its good

Not particularly but good to know!

Question to all the people out there: Do you like Very Dark chocolate (70% or more)?

i am super picky with candy and only really like milk chocolate and crunchy chocolates

I kind of like dark chocolate but am not sure of what exact percentage

What if my goal is to lose?

I prefer my chocolate dark as a grue's lair on Pluto.

How AM I going to win?

If you can answer that question honestly and directly - assuming that "I don't know" or variations thereof don't count as actual answers - does that imply that I'm inevitably going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly, does that imply that I lack free will?
If you were going to answer the question honestly and directly, what would you say?

I don't seem to like any chocolate too much these days.

Shit yes, dark chocolate is the best chocolate.

How would your ideal dinner date go?

dark chocolate is okay i guess. kinda bitter tasting

are win tickets valid currency

I've had chocolate I liked and chocolate I didn't care for, but I never really paid attention to the relative chromatic levels.

What would you do in the event, however unlikely, that someone asked a question you hadn't predicted?

i am super picky with candy and only really like milk chocolate and crunchy chocolates

Acceptable.

I kind of like dark chocolate but am not sure of what exact percentage

Acceptable.

What if my goal is to lose?

Then you would be set upon a Loser's Journey, which is perhaps the hardest Journey of them all.

I prefer my chocolate dark as a grue's lair on Pluto.

How AM I going to win?

If you can answer that question honestly and directly - assuming that "I don't know" or variations thereof don't count as actual answers - does that imply that I'm inevitably going to win?
If you can answer that question honestly and directly, does that imply that I lack free will?
If you were going to answer the question honestly and directly, what would you say?

You're (the royal "you're") are going to win by invoking The Final Answer. Once that has been done, and the dust has settled, there will be winners.

It is possible you will win. It is possible you will not win. It is possible that it is impossible to win.

Free will is a such a painfully human concept. No free will. Or yeah free will. It doesn't matter.

I have never once been honest, nor will I ever be direct.

I don't seem to like any chocolate too much these days.

That is unfortunate.

Shit yes, dark chocolate is the best chocolate.

How would your ideal dinner date go?

The correct answer!

It would go very well. Good food, good company, maybe take in some piece of art or entertainment to chew on together.

dark chocolate is okay i guess. kinda bitter tasting

This is also a correct answer!

I'm assembling the question answerer finder and exterminator 4000 but it is missing a screw where can I find it?

Any hardware store.

are win tickets valid currency

Absolutely!

I've had chocolate I liked and chocolate I didn't care for, but I never really paid attention to the relative chromatic levels.

What would you do in the event, however unlikely, that someone asked a question you hadn't predicted?

Acceptable.

Yes, I also like this time of year, thanks for asking.

how are you planning to spend your solarisolstice (general winter holiday time)?

how many feet?

What if I lose the Loser's Journey?

How much dust is there in here?

Would you like to use a lifeline?

how are you planning to spend your solarisolstice (general winter holiday time)?

I'm expecting a dark visitation

how many feet?

1 per leg

What if I lose the Loser's Journey?

Then you must face Double Loss Hell: The 10 Trials of Snakes and Crows

I went to my local hardware store they also did not appreciate me stapling tags to the store.

The machine is just a sandwhich maker, is this your doing?

everything is my doing*

*pronounced like the sound "boing" except with a d

How much dust is there in here?

Would you like to use a lifeline?

There's 1 or 2 dusts

...Yes, I want to call my friend Plot Convenience... oh they're busy. I left a voicemail telling them to call me back.

Plot Convenience called. She reminded me to check on Gerald, who's corpse was missing last time we looked.

Warning: The following is very spooky and scary.

Show Content

Spoiler

GERALD HAS RISEN. FEAR HER. FEAR HER UNDEATH.

Warning: Not even a little scary... maybe.

Show Content

Spoiler

Gerald is totally peaceful so don't even worry

Does anyone have any questions concerning Gerald? Or FOR her?

iS gerald evil

will I die alone or whatever