I'll answer your questions

which is the best shrek movie
which is the best song from the collective shrek soundtrack

Schazer shouldn't be given the key because schazer does not deserve special treatment and also the key distribution right now is 50% male and 50% female we need some more distribution of keys right now, perhaps the final key should go to someone who is not in the gender binary if only-thats me

Your bizarre gender-based argument has been noted

What can you abide by

Do you have any laws

I can abide goblin

I obey skylaw, the law of the sky

What format is the image?

Schazer should not simply be given the final key. That would be too anticlimactic.

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I agree with your sentiment... great reward should be earned through great strife

i feel hurt, why have you made me feel so hurt?

I don't know why, I didn't even know I'd hurt you. You have earned Sorrow Bandages, which will give you the ability to heal any non-physical wound inflicted within this thread.

which is the best shrek movie
which is the best song from the collective shrek soundtrack

Shrek 2
Somebody once told me, that one

Should Schazer be made to watch Shrek 2, in order to survive the strife

Yes, and that's the best idea anyone's had.

Schazer... to get the 5th key... you must write an honest review of the movie Shrek 2. If you simply summarize the wikipedia page... I'll know, and you will lose half of your keys.

How can I destroy keys that Schazer has collected? Can I just take some of them?

I'm doing that anyway. Keys one and four are mine now. Nyeh.

does being on fire count as a non-physical wound, I'm pretty sure that's classed as elemental damage

How can I destroy keys that Schazer has collected? Can I just take some of them?

I'm doing that anyway. Keys one and four are mine now. Nyeh.

You cannot destroy a key without a proper Dark Object. You CAN just take some of them.

And you have.

You have stolen key 1 and key 4 from Schazer.

You now own the Key of Goat, and the Key of Rumham

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does being on fire count as a non-physical wound, I'm pretty sure that's classed as elemental damage

Being on fire will definitely cause physical injuries, but I can appreciate the appeal to the elements

I take slorange's Key of Goats and dip into a crocodile pond, turning it into the Key of Moats.

That's not a question, you have been penalized with Slippery Hands. You will never be able to hold a key, without proper hand-wear.

How do I, Get through one night without you?
If I had to live without you, What kind of life would that be?
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Without you

Can I steal a glove?

A further hint: The key is actually just an image file that I need to upload to a hosting website. The "location" is... very near to my heart. The 5th key is the most handsome key.

Is it the Goblin key? Is it the goblin's key? Is it the tongue-eating parasite key? Is it the Coldblooded key?

is the real key five actually the friends we made along the way?

Is the heart Coldblooded? Do we have to bludgeon Coldblooded, eviscerating him and wrench out his heart?

Do Coldblooded's even have hearts?

So you aren't an alt account of an Eagle Timer?

How do I, Get through one night without you?
If I had to live without you, What kind of life would that be?
How do I live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I live?
Without you

You will have to deal with not having a sun in your sky, LeAnn Rimes.

Can I steal a glove?

Yes, but it will slide right off your slippery hand if you try to put it on

A further hint: The key is actually just an image file that I need to upload to a hosting website. The "location" is... very near to my heart. The 5th key is the most handsome key.

Is it the Goblin key? Is it the goblin's key? Is it the tongue-eating parasite key? Is it the Coldblooded key?

No, in a way, no, sadly no

is the real key five actually the friends we made along the way?

It would have been, but I didn't have the resources to make such a key.

Is the heart Coldblooded? Do we have to bludgeon Coldblooded, eviscerating him and wrench out his heart?

No, and... yes.

Do Coldblooded's even have hearts?

It is as of yet unknown. For asking an introspective question, you have been blessed with the "cold-ish" aura. It's properties are... as of yet unknown. Will it ever be important again? unknown

So you aren't an alt account of an Eagle Timer?

Correct

Are my hands invincible? Can I have feet?

you only gave me slippery hands. How do you know i didn't try grabbing that key by some other mechanism? The previous post was to ask for a full set of appendages

Are my hands invincible? Can I have feet?

Half-invincible. You can have feet.

you only gave me slippery hands. How do you know i didn't try grabbing that key by some other mechanism? The previous post was to ask for a full set of appendages

Your hands have been upgraded to Slippery Hands +2, they now "slip" in and out of reality, you can no longer touch anything. Every time you try to, your hands "slip" away.

But wait, what's this up ahead?

It's the 5th key!! The beautiful Master Key Five: The Jon Hamm Key! But why it is held in a cage?



There appears to be a humble guardian before the cage. Perhaps she holds the "key" to "unlocking" this "myster"key""

What is the guardian's name?

What holds the cage shut?

When will the storm pass?

Is the guardian Shrek 2

can't he just slide betwixt the bars

Can I unlock the cage with my key?