Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
amosmyn
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 02:55 PM
Is tallybot playing?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 02:58 PM
(06-30-2014, 02:55 PM)amosmyn Wrote: »Is tallybot playing?

No but I might let TwoPrimes take control for a bit. :P
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 03:00 PM
MIrdINy called for aid

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 03:24 PM
Okay, finally got around to digging up a knife:

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 03:28 PM
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's a shank. good one, too.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 05:35 PM
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I'm in.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 07:27 PM
I'll steal a knife image from ... somewhere.

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 07:30 PM (This post was last modified: 06-30-2014, 07:34 PM by Whimbrel.)
I'm going to use a ZOO PALS FUNTENSIL PINK RABBIT STABBERTRON

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 08:02 PM
Is that frog fork trying to seduce somebody?
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 10:13 PM
IN



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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 10:44 PM
Alright here I am. Reporting for shankings.

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
06-30-2014, 11:59 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2014, 12:01 AM by LegendaryQ.)
Meet my dangling knife collection.

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:29 AM
first result on google image search for "knife" (Modedit: fuckhuge link)

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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:31 AM
oh my god what did i just post
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:35 AM
Dude, just put a spoiler around the damn thing.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:36 AM
(07-01-2014, 12:35 AM)Druplesnubb Wrote: »Dude, just put a spoiler around the damn thing.

Fact Seagull [02:32] Schazardous: spoilers still load and bandwidth
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:38 AM
(06-30-2014, 08:02 PM)Coldblooded Wrote: »Is that frog fork trying to seduce somebody?

paint it like one of your french frogs
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 12:38 AM
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I heard we be shankin'.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 01:14 AM
Chwoka that knife is big enough to kill us all before we can even get close enough to shank you.

GG, you've won already.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 01:26 AM
That's nothing, it was much bigger when he posted it in the thread!
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 01:27 AM
I do believe I was summoned here by Mirdini with the siren call of chaos and nuclear explosions. Thus, I'll round out this deck of cards with this radioactive* knife. You jokers don't stand a chance with this ace up my sleeve:
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*The actual knife is called Radioactive; as far as I can tell, it's titanium and steel--BORING. I've left this one in a cyclotron for a few hours, just to give it that extra sting that it needs.
Also haha I am so hilarious with my card puns, being the 52nd to sign up. Originality.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 01:49 AM
YOU FOOLS.

I ENTER WITH ONE OF THE MOST DANGEROUS OF SHANK TOOLS;



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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 03:11 AM
Hey I don't think tommy guns are allowed.

I am ok with the mech.
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 03:22 AM
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RE: Shank A Bitch 3: The Shankshank Redemption
07-01-2014, 01:01 PM
Oh my golden rings! All of the ol' friends! This is incredible! My nostalgic feels and overuse of exclamation points cannot be overstated! It is so good to hear from everyone again!
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