Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)

car reversing not doing backflips, what happens if I fiddle with the left peddle? #cars #cartrouble

Only witness of infiltration fortunately dead. Reykjavik proceeds with nerve gassing interior of car.

FUNNY SMELLS IN CAR, BLAMED ON FART. WINDOWS OPEN NOW.

"I'M GONNA CHOMP THIS CHAV, I DO NOT HAVE POCKETS

NUH UH UH UH UH

MY BOYFRIEND IS ROCKING

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME"

-Makomaw

RIP SECOND DAUTER IN MORATORIUM AND ALL but also lightNIng round STRUCK BY LIGHTNING (BZZT.) WON CRUISE TO OHIO, HELPS WITH THE MORNING

rgh fitz went ovr aethl & ramed into th other bthrom car.. alarm rly loud n bthrom atehel probbly dead now #mopmentofsilenc #nvr4get

feeling slightly shocked. hit by lightning. Program integrity at 87% with potential for more ERRORERRORERRORERROR #ERROR

Skyfire just kinda floating above all the chaos.

"Okay, what the hell is going on here?"

SUDDENLY FANFARE.

"Who said the secret word?!"

"Oh shit brolem, them's pigs howling! We should golem before shit hits the fan!"

Makomaw would lead but landshark. No land. Much thrashing

husband steve dived out freshly opened window. minor fender bender (little scratches,) car will outlive all of us, help please this is wife

Booting backup personality.

What do? hack into: wheel of death weapon systems

projected time until action complete: five minutes.

Makomaw latches onto the nearest moving vehicle. This was a tiny people plane, whoops, Makomaw just got his RDI of iron

were in the parking lot but i know it isnt to park just more donuts in reverse. my baby son threw up on me and his sisters, living and dead

Boeing 747 shudders a little bit.

"I'm getting interference! Someone's hacking into the Wheel!"

"Didn't we blow that thing up already?"

theo is missing. were is theo #gettinghelpfromthefans #fitzgerald

like a vomit centrifuge. this is hell

"We lost Commodore Warsaw! A giant friggin land shark ate him out of nowhere!"

wheel of death weapons system hack complete.

what do? Bring down: The House

@barrelofyucks heard thump. ran over theo i think?#gettinghelpfromthefans #fitzgerald

""war is hell"" - patton oswald

Makomaw thinks those little guys need their eyes checked if he came out of "nowhere". He slaps his tail and yells at golembro to pick him up

Bringing down the house. deploy lightning guns, cannons, and flame throwers. #fuckyeahskynet

Skyfire bombarded with cherry bombs from Secret Word Prize.

"We're taking heavy damage! Retaliate, Elite Stealthjets!"

Turns to wave of soil, washes over Makowmaw. Surfin' WoD. Must stop robot bringing down house, save only love.

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SpoilerOkay, give me opinions on who dies, round ends at ten after.

davy twins weepign openly n 2 sum guys arms nstead of helpin., s like im the only one who takes this band serious nymore #fitzgerald