Grand Tweet IV (GAME OVER: NO SURVIVORS)

The Impulsive was excited.

"I know! I'll run a battle!" he said. So he did.

Welcome to Grand Tweet 4. All posts are under 140 characters. For the bio this limit only holds for each section.

Name: Character's name.
Race: What they are.
Gender: Male, Female, Both, None, Other
Color: Pick a color, not #123456
Description: What are they like?
Biography: What happened before the battle?
Weapons/Abilities: What can they do?

Battle starts really soon?

Characters:
PhantOS - #0E4A92 - soundlyParanoid - DEAD
Deepstone - #999999
Makomaw - Slateblue - Schazer - DEAD
S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III - Black on #DFDF99 - Garuru - DEAD
Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers - #654321 - Loather - DEAD
Otto Motive - #37D9E8 - Chwoka - DEAD

Name: PhantOS
Race: AI
Gender: Gender is an irrelevant concept beep boop
Color: Cyber Blue
Description: A month old bit of data with limited control over electronics and an insatiably curiosity about the outside world and those weird funny things they can't interact with directly.
Biography: THEY WERE CREATED IN A LAB BY A MAD COMPUTER SCIENTIST WITH BIG SCARY GORILLA ARMS
Weapons/Abilities: Limited control over electronic appliances and less limited control over robotic bodies.

Name: Deepstone
Race: Earth Elemental
Gender: None
Color: Rocky Grey (999999)
Description: Deepstone likes things slow and orderly. Hard and steady. Full of metal.
Biography: He spent most of his time underground before some squishy things dug him up and tried to crack him open.
Weapons/Abilities: Move through stone, metal, soil; know lots re: plants, minerals; pound things to pulp.

Name: Makomaw
Race: Excellent landshark, terrible rapper
Gender: Dude
Color: [slateblue
Description: 3m of shark. Swims through soil. Jumps through air.
Bio: Got fired from mad scientist's deadly sand arena for being too friendly. Decided to try being a rapper instead. Enjoys limited success.
Weapons/Abilities: Beatboxing, lots of teeth, rough skin, big, marine wordplay

Username: Garuru
Name: S.K.Y.F.I.R.E. mk III (Skyfire is fine)
Race: Flying Fortress
Gender: None
Color: black on DFDF99
Description: A majestic pinnacle of modernized steamworks, but smaller (3 feet tall, tops). Vaguely cone-shaped; very symbolic of prosperity.
Abilities: Deploys many weaponized vehicles. Chock-full of mass destruction weaponry, and loyal crewmen. May or may not have a self-destruct button.
Biography: A race of tiny orange panda-people builds huge (to them) flying fortress to declare war on neighboring blue panda-people.

Name: Fitzgerald and the Yucketeers
Race: Great Dane + Boy Band
Gender: Mystery Dog + Males
Color: Reverse Rebellion Brown
Description: Buncha handsome leather jacket wearing punks w a singing dog
Biography: First popular boy band w a singing dog. Buncha punks, dog only in it for the money
Weapons/Abilities: Dog can sing, band dances. Dog has unusual powers: can survive chocolate & drive cars. Rest of band mostly useless

Name: Otto Motive
Race: 1994 Ford Escort
Gender: Manual
Color: Teal
Description: NO BRAKES !! BODY AND INTERIOR IN GOOD SHAPE .. (although it needs a headliner). FAIRLY NEW TIRES. ODOMETOR 60000 OBO. COMES WITH FAMILY
Biography: regular OIL CHANGES. MINOR (VERY SMALL) FENDER BENDER, (cosmetic damage ONLY); GYPSY CURSE CAN'T STOP. TO GOOD TOO BE TRUE. THANKS STEVE
Weapons/Abilities: GOOD NEWS CAR INVINCIBLE BAD NEWS DEMOLISHES ALL THAT THREATEN TO HALT ITS APPROACH ADDICTED TO COCAINE HAS ME AND FAMILY LOCKED IN SEND HEL

OKAY WE START NOW

"Hi, I'm the Impulsive and you're all going to kill each other. On my favorite TV show, Wheel of Death!"

ONE HOUR AND SOMEONE DIES

OTTO HAS 4 WHEELS + STEERING WHEEL, 5X SUCCESS RATE OBO

"Woah shit!" Exclaims Makomaw, flopping helplessly on the carpet. "I can't swim through this shit, no siree!"

on tv show about killing? wheel of death. #beep #boop #whatisawheel

CLIC CLIC CLIC CLACK

"You have won a miniature Boeing 747, equipped with deadly lasers!"

"Lieutenant Glasgow, it's all yours."

aethlred pasd nude on bthrm floor.. paprazzi got pix. fitzgerald tring to calm gas sttn attnt w luv song. not finest moment 4 th yucketeers

OTTO DOING DONUTS AROUND MAKOMAW !!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$r$$ ONE MORE CIRCLE ONE MORE SUCCESS RATe $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ BAM $$$$$$$$$$$

tried talking to the 'wheel', it didn't talk back. this makes me sad :-(

"WHAT IS ALL THIS? TOO LOUD, TOO BRIGHT."

Deepstone roared, began to smash wheel.

"My god, this thing is hard to fly!"

Laser singes hole in wall, bathroom very visible.

"But it sure does pack a punch!"

"Oi, carsholes! Stop looking freaked and lend a shark a hand!" Makomaw borrows their hands anyway and bites round a tyre. A whole tyre

WHEEL OFF DEATH NOT DEAD YET??????? OTTO FIXES THAT FISHTAILS INTO IT. SHARD EVERYWRE. I <3 OTOO

Makomaw unbites, fishfaces into Deepmaw's chest. "Oh hey man sorry mind if I crash here for a bit?"

IRONIC.FISHTAILING WITH SHARK ON WHEEL

weird thing attempting to smash new friend the 'wheel'. also short search reveals wheels to be spinny thingies. going to spin my spiny friend and see what happens #beepboop

The screaming metal thing moves too fast, too chaotically. It must be stop. Deepstone tries to grab Otto.

Makomaw helps the walking land, grabs OTTO by the hood ornament. Rude!

OTTO THRU WALL INTO BATHROOM (apparently boy!!!!) DOING COCAINE OF URINAL